More delicious schadenfreude, with extra red sauce, O Most Holy and Comforting Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Here’s a funny commenter at the Atlantic named slownews, replying to a religious lunatic person by pointing out the awesome truth behind her faith-based irrationality:
AULANDA replies (to slownews)
slownews – God’s word may have been rejected by some but not all. God will finish what He started with His creation and He will do it His way. Reject Him if you choose, He hasn’t rejected you. Remember that when you face judgement that is certainly coming.
The Creator is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not Yahweh. I have proof.
But sometimes, on the Internets, people get confused by attributions.
YOU CAN BELIEVE AS YOU PLEASE, BUT STOP SHOVING YOUR RELIGION DOWN MY THROAT, i CAN MAKE UP MY OWN MIND!! I DO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO YOUR RELIGION SO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!
Another commenter, not realizing who said what, blows up and yells at everybody to please stop shoving religion down his throat. Poor man, he is rejecting the Sacred Red Sauce of Righteousness, the Holy Meatballs of Truth, and the Almighty Dente Noodles of Humility.
The actual article, an analysis of the “shell-shocked” Romney coterie stumbling toward the stage trying to understand what was happening to them, is extremely satisfactory.
But now, we need to start hammering on the lame Republican ducks and later on the newly elected baby Dem ducks about passing some jobs bills and getting shit done that got obstructed (and sacrificed on the White Tablecloth Altar of Shameful Political Posturing).