Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR – Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

UnNews:Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR – Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

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CORVALLIS, OregonOregon State University (OSU) hosted the country’s largest and only congregation of Pastafarians to participate in the US government’s National Day of Prayer celebration. While the FlyingSpaghetti Monster and his high-cholesterol suffering followers are still not yet recognized by any of the world’s legitimate governments, it is still considered a more believable religion than Scientology and all its stupid Alien DC-9s and Thetan crap.

Darn! I totally missed this shit! Well done, OSU, our pants are off to you! Maybe we can all have spaghetti for dinner later and reflect profoundly on His Noodly Glory.

Well, at least I found the wonderful Uncyclopedia today. Icanhascheezburger.com cited their comprehensive section warning against the dangers of kitten huffing.

The Internets is so interesting! I’m sure the Lord FSM (sauce be upon him) had this in mind when S/he created all things.

(p.s.: I have an open mind about the Meathead’s gender, and also reject the concept of the Antipast.)

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