• I'm traveling to one of the most unchurched states in the nation the day before the Rapture/the Great Re-Reckoning. Not expecting much. #
• RT @episcopalcafe "What should progressive Christians do about Jim Wallis?" (Sojourners refuse LGBTQ ad) http://bit.ly/jv0l24 #ecafe quot; #
• Everybody, please give it up (really, all your treasures, stuff and sticks) for @HoardersPossum #
• Remember, @RepJoeWalsh don't mess with Medicare. You werent elected by a very big margin (pretty weak tea, in fact)! #
• So the new Talking Point is "entitlement reform." Cowards hide behind euphemisms: call it what it is, Koch suckers! #
• Everyone is welcome to use the #Kochsuckers tag. GOPers who take Koch $$$ are suckers as in "stooge, dupe, shill." #
• RT @WORLD_KIDS "@RepJoeWalsh U VOTED YES! @KarlRove urge GOP to…elim #Medicare http://bit.ly/gr8vnL #HCR #DEATHPANELS #p2 #MEDICAID quot; #
• The genial face of pure evil: @KarlRove urges GOP to campaign on eliminating #Medicare #p2 #HCR http://is.gd/ioQ3t0 #
• GOP goals: eliminate #Medicare #publicschools #unions #hcr #birthcontrol #EPA #GayRights #abortion and all #progress since Prohibition. #
• GOP goals: promote vouchers for health care, church-sponsored schools, elder care. Forced pregnancy and undiagnosed cancer for all, yippee! #
• Are @PaulRyan's grandparents still alive? Can he look them in the eye and swear he's NOT killing #Medicare Probably not. #
• Dear seniors and middle-agers in Illinois District 8: @RepJoeWalsh hates your "entitlement" to health care. Please vote accordingly. #
• This country was in great financial shape during Clinton administration. Then we got Bushwhacked. #
• RT @WORLD_KIDS "RT @RepWeiner: Least suprising tweet. Ever. @kenvogel David Koch on stage for John Boehner speech at Economic Club of NY" #
• As goes Appalachia: a glimpse of the future for all of us under GOP "entitlement reform?" #p2 #thenation http://is.gd/4Ks9jo #
• Oh yeah, because he's President Bad-Ass. #teamfuckyeah #tfy #p2 #
• Wonder if the proper hashtag for campaign against @RepJoeWalsh would be #TeamOhHellToTheNo #
• Ahem. @SpeakerBoehner @PaulRyan @RepJoeWalsh More #jobs less jawboning. #
• Dear @RileyWaggaman Please don't run off and join the Foreign Legion of Extraordinary Fuck War Gentlemen Journos (without a flak jacket) #
• RT @Shoq "Dear #tcot If you were a disease, we could cure you. Since you're not, we just have slow your reproduction and wait it out. #p2 quot; #
• RT @awienick "Ruh roh – POTUS just called out Murdoch… #headsasplode quot; Pretty colors!! #
• . @RepJoeWalsh It's not "politicizing federal contracts," it's a sunshine rule and you should be in favor of it – what do you have to hide? #
• I support this, and if Steny Hoyer is against it, he's a hack who deserves to be primaried. #p2 http://is.gd/0mPGD7 #
• RT @HoardersPossum "Campaign to start "The Real Possums from Hoarders" is underway! http://fb.me/xCAAx6k8" // theme song in my head… #
• No immigrants stopped me from getting into college. However they do feed me and clean up after me, but don't have health care like I do. #
• Watching NCIS LA. Weird coincidence: "Sam" used to be on the SEAL team that killed #OBL When was this written? #devgroup #teamsix #
• Support #TFY add a #twibbon now! – http://twb.ly/k46KW3 – Create one here – http://twb.ly/f02AU3 #
• Again, what does @darrellissa have against #transparency in federal contracts? http://is.gd/bjFQfz #
• Ah, @RepJoeWalsh if only Faux would ask you reality-based questions. #IL8 #flip #oilsubsidies #
• I believe in the sanctity of marriage between one man and one hawt young cancer-free woman at a time. #newtslogans #
• It's my turn now. #newtslogans #
• The gays hate meh. #newtslogans #
• I'm set for health care. #newtslogans #
• Promise I won't resign this time. #newtslogans #
• Gingrich/Palin 2012: Two wrongs make it, right? #newtslogans #
• Bet @RepJoeWalsh got some pushback on his anti-senior, anti-Medicare vote. http://www.democraticleader.gl…..og/?p=3965 #
• RT @OTOOLEFAN "As long as the GOP keeps defending subsidies to big oil, they need to STFU about the debt. #KidsTable @RepJoeWalsh #listenup #
• Nevermind, they got a real airboat for the next phase #Mythbusters #
• Fun's fun, but now its time to pill @MrRileycat_Esq using a new method. http://is.gd/UfYXut #
• We hadzed a #FAIL last night, the cat-pupa method is no longer doable. Lucky this med is only twice monthly. PS the butterfly haz a angree. #
• Pilling SUCCEEDED. Treats for everyone! #fb #
• Also @MrRileycat_Esq is doing really well and seems to be feeling good, so WIN plus 6 pieces of flair #
• Thunder and lightning, very very frightening. #fb #
• RT @OTOOLEFAN "Nothing scares the GOP more than poor people trying to vote." #
• Nothing scares the GOP more than an informed electorate, either. #
• The thunderboomer last night woke me up a few times. @MrRileycat_Esq launched himself off my ribcage into low Earth orbit, too. Ow. #fb #
• Hey Linda Wyatt! I'm wearing my HIGHLANDER chat shirt in my Twitter profile picture. Good times. #fb #
• Thinking of buying this: @JC_Christian's "Rapture Ready Mirror Ball Suit" http://tw1t.net/f4" #
• I'm Too Big To Fail! #newtslogans #
• It's His Own Hair #newtslogans #
• Not One Of Those Other Assholes #newtslogans #
• The Kind Of Guy You Could Drink A Cup Of Tea With #newtslogans #
• "President Newt" Sounds Good, Don't It? #newtslogans #
• There goes Teabagger Joe Walsh, boasting about his appearance on Breitbart.TV #nolink #facepalm #
• Wear clean underwear. We sinners don't want to look up your angelic skirts as you rise in glory and see skidmarks. #RaptureTips #
• Don't use the restroom that day. #RaptureTips #
• Get used to eternal disappointment: most of your heroes won't be there. #RaptureTips #
• When you see Jesus, he'll be with all the poor, unclean outcasts you fed and clothed and sheltered… you didn't? Oopsie. #RaptureTips #
• RT @TheBradBlog "RT @SteveMartinToGo: Bin Laden just washed up in my pool. Wondering what to do." Weekend at Binnie's? #
• Meghan McCain rips @glennbeck a supersized new one and thanks him for publicity: "Shut up about my body." #skincancer http://is.gd/JMvYeY #
• I don't agree with Meghan McCain's politics, but I respect her for sticking up for herself (and all women and girls) on body image. #p2 #
• Headed to Seattle in one week, going to FOLKLIFE over Memorial Day weekend. Hope to sit in on music workshops! #
• On last #folklife trip in 2009 I tallied at least a dozen #Utilikilts Here's a blogpost from then sans kilts: http://is.gd/5XwtzT #
• Help me get my dumb "how old is your Whirlpool washer" blogpost off my most read list. Also, motivate me to start writing again, Twitgods. #
• RT @dakinegirl "RT @SabreOnTV: Body of Proof renewed. Kind of forget that ABC had a hit with a new drama this year" Great news, love BoP! #
• Christian Messiah College treats LGBTQ students badly: @OneWheaton mentioned on… Friendly Atheist post http://is.gd/3hfQyL #
• Mmm.. @TillamookCheese is the best. Always happy when I find here in Illinois. #
• Help me get my dumb "how old is your Whirlpool washer" blogpost off my most read list. Also, motivate me to start writing again, Twitgods. #
• Packing list: Sunglasses, sunscreen, airsickness bag. #RaptureTips #
• If the most extreme believers of every major religion suddenly went away, the world would probably be better off. #
• Listening to This American Life, it will probably rank with their Katrina and economic meltdown shows. #PlanetMoney #jobs #

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• Kathleen Parker to birfers: Please feel free to take full possession of the insult. #fb http://is.gd/sF3xDB #
• Watching @CNN coverage re #BinLadenDead and reading the Trib. @ColonelTribune http://j.mp/kYYY8C #
• Dear World, please don't judge us by the tacky behavior of a bunch of college students celebrating like sports fans. #BinLadenDead #
• RT @SarahSpain Re: the twitpic of the "Obama Bin Laden" typo… aired on KTXL FOX40 in Sacramento, NOT National. http://twitpic.com/4s7aye #
• RT @scottagunn RT @ewstephe: So when Obama said last week he had 'better stuff to do' than talk about his birth certificate… Yeah. #
• That's done then. #BinLadenDead #PresidentObama #OhYesHeDid #
• Dear conservatives, when the President says he's got better things to do than deal with your dumb birfer bullshit, he does. #BinLadenDead #
• RT @markos RT @marcslove: This photo, from @nytimes, pretty much says it all. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xo82crg340 #FDNY #
• RT @ReallyVirtual 18 hours per day is not loadshedding, it is a load of bullshit 🙁 #BinLadenDead #
• RT @theharryshearer h/t San Diego Desk: Okay, can we have our civil liberties back now? #
• RT @JC_Christian Breaking: Sarah #Palin blasts "lame stream media" for failing to mention her in bin Laden coverage #
• RT @derekahunter Best. Picture. Ever!!! #SayItAll #Osama http://t.co/8BaNSwH #FDNY #
• For some reason that photo made me burst into deep, wracking sobs when I first saw it. Took me right back to the days immediately after 9/11 #
• RT @NewsHour Update: @margaretwarner reports there is concern among White House officials abt image celebrations present http://ow.ly/4KWu4 #
• Attention, GWU students; chicken fights are not that classy, actually. #BinLadenDead #
• Definition: "chicken fights" are when a girl rides on a guy's shoulders, usually in a swimming pool, and tries to "fight" other girls. #
• RT @theharryshearer Donald Who? You mean President-Wannabe Hairball? #
• Prediction: rush hour will be pretty patriotic tomorrow, and lots of people will buy new flags. #
• Man, Obama really did kill at #nerdprom #
• Remembering now my 11 colleagues who died in the Towers, and signing off. Will honor them tomorrow by working. #
• Helicopter flew over toward Chicago ORD at 220am. May borrow @ReallyVirtual's giant fly swatter. #
• RT @markos "RT @r_thor2B: Looks like rudy guliani is down to a . noun and verb now" #
• RT @sockington "oh wow WORLD CHANGING NEWS FOLKS found some string" WTG Navy Cats Strike Force One! #
• RT @daveweigel "RT @JimPethokoukis: Also remembering John P. O'Neill, the FBI's Bin Laden hunter who died at WTC on 9-11-2001 #
• At work. Coffee. Aware of State Dept travel advisory. BAU. #BinLadenDead #
• Was Celebrity Apprentice pre-empted in Chicago for the breaking news about #OBL If so, OOH BURRRRN. #
• RT @JC_Christian "RT @BfloBEAST: too bad how @wikileaks had such a horrible effect on national security that we couldn't get #OBL quot; Indeed. #
• Devastating PR win: POTUS and FLOTUS on Oprah. Taped 27APR #tpot #p2 http://moby.to/bkl7ot #
• RT @OTOOLEFAN "@jdickerson: Bin Laden lived in the suburbs. Half expect interviews of neighbors in which they say "he was a bit of a loner." #
• RT @MMFlint "Cost of war to the U.S. since 2001: 1.2 trillion dollars. Interrupting Celebrity Apprentice: Priceless. (via Mike Olpin)" #
• RT @OTOOLEFAN "Same people who say Obama can't blame Bush are the same ones now trying to give Dubya credit for killing Bin Laden." #
• Not clicking on photo links today. #
• I was watching DrWho rerun, laughed when River Song shouted "Don't shoot?!? They're AMERICANS!" and then heard we shot #OBL #FunnyButTrue #
• Just got it: they hit us with "9-1-1!" and we answered "MAYDAY!" #
• Awesome poster from Dublin #gayrights group Noise http://is.gd/MDeR1s http://twitpic.com/4si4tx #
• Thank God @MrRileycat_Esq likes his tuna flavored meds. Think he's finally gaining weight. #normallife #
• RT @Shoq "I don't have children. I will probably never have any. But I will happily make sacrifices for yours. #p2 quot; Happy to pay school tax #
• Colbert is KILLING with every line. Uh… What's his secret comedy strike force up to? #
• RT @cdashiell "KSM did not reveal courier's nicknames under torture, but under regular interrogation. So fuck you, torture pimps." #
• Maybe #Osama was smoking a bowl of dope and playing "Call of Duty 4" with the sound up. Or "Duck Hunt." #quackquackblamblamblam #
• Woman's ASBO garden gnomes arrested by Welsh 'elf and safety police before funeral. http://is.gd/WLmrKF http://twitpic.com/4t95ai #
• If I need a laugh later, I will just say 'Elf and Safety Police to myself. For the rest of my life. http://twitpic.com/4t97y6 #
• Listened to NPR story on Religiothuglican anti-woman, anti-reproductive choice law to save "Baby-Americans." So angry. Must #thinkofgnomes #
• Eating alone at Lou Malnati's because @SteveLevinthal overloaded his Prius with dirt. Whut? #fb #
• I hate how the Religiothuglicans go around infringing on my personal freedoms, insisting I use my uterus. I'd rather use it as a purse. #
• Repurposing my uterus would save on baggage fees. I'd become a Marsupial-American, but the Religiothuglicans would pull funding. #
• No, the Religiothuglicans say I must use my uterus as God intended, and I must submit to their beliefs. Sounds familiar. #
• Never a garden gnome when you need one. Or is there? http://twitpic.com/4tfpuz #
• My #SecondLife friends might be interested: http://www.cityweekly.net/utah…..-life.html #
• Just now on NPR Jason Chaffetz, R-Moronic, started to say "now that Oba// now that Osama bin Laden is dead…" #GOPFreudianlingerie #
• RT @dhewlett "“@KelleBelleCa: @dhewlett don't you count as "local" for Canada? ;)” Apparently not!" This is deeply wrong. #
• Pizza. Lou Malnati's. Eat now. http://twitpic.com/4tfxun #
• "Someone get this big walking carpet out of my pants." #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #fb #
• Some of the #NPR stations I have supported OR programmed on rental car presets: KWAX KLCC KUOW KUNC WBEZ WILL WNIJ WSIU KHPR KCPW KRCL KUER #
• I just used #Shazam to discover Music For A Forgotten Future by Mogwai. http://shz.am/t53157369 #
• I always thought #OBL would shave, dress in expensive resort wear, and quietly slip into some island paradise on a luxury yacht. #
• He'd have access to medical care, creature comforts, shopping for the wives. Also, a large collection of vintage aloha shirts and sunglasses #
• But no, he chose a ratty cinderblock farmhouse. When the SEALS dropped in, he thought Dish Network was filming another commercial. #OBL #
• Help me, Obi-wan. You're my only pants. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
• PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS! #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
• You… want… pants… #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
• Strong with the Pants, young Skywalker is! #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants #
• Damn. May the Fourth is over. #
• Happy birthday Michael Palin! Many happy return fares to exotic locales! #
• I thought the ABC snapped his lappets rather stylishly at the #royalwedding Our ++PB Katharine has nice lappets too http://is.gd/VgpyJK #
• RT @KagroX "Can we create a majority-fetus CD in the next redistricting?" only Majority-blastocyte will make it thru committee #
• If the Rapture doesn't happen on May 21, the Christianists look foolish. If it does happen, the GOP base is GONE. #WIN #
• If my @RepJoeWalsh did this, he is SHAMELESS @NancyPelosi: House Republicans just blocked another Dem bill to stop tax breaks for Big Oil. #
• Also @RepJoeWalsh explain your Schaumburg "flip" – you voted for oil subsidies then said you oppose them "Absolutely" http://is.gd/GhAB7a #
• My Congressman @RepJoeWalsh flipped on oil subsidies at town hall. Will he flip on trashing Medicare too? http://is.gd/k4U30a #
• I'm #prochoice and I vote.. @RepJoeWalsh #
• RT @lutheranish "…@RepJoeWalsh) voted for the anti-choice, anti- #woman HR3. Fight back! http://bit.ly/kDMqlZ #prochoice #p2" @dccc #GOTV #
• RT @longshoremaniam ".@RepPaulRyan @RepJoeWalsh @RepMickMulvaney MT Vote 1 way, talk 2 voters another. WTF?" http://j.mp/kPnbxe @majorityfm #
• I wish I still lived in Seattle, then @RepJimMcDermott would represent me instead of @RepJoeWalsh #TeabaggerJoe #
• RT @Suntimes "How about this for truthiness: Northwestern University to give honorary degree to Stephen Colbert http://suntm.es/jbvHLL" #
• That Think Progress video: http://thinkprogress.org/2011/…..hypocrisy/ #
• RT @TPM "Two More GOP Senators Back Off Paul Ryan's Medicare Plan http://tpm.ly/kfjCgM" That poll hit em in the chitlins, eh? #
• RT @HRC "Right-Wing Republicans Again Waste Time on the Defense of Marriage Act (#doma) — http://bit.ly/jdTwXA" #
• "Religiothuglicans. I hate these guys." #IndianaJonesandtheWordReplaceGame #
• RT @TPM "David Koch: I Don't Think Obama 'Contributed Much At All' To Bin Laden Killing http://tpm.ly/lJiNSV ^@ericlach" Ugh. #
• David Koch sponsors NOVA, how does he reconcile his worldview? Does he influence stories? #
• President Bush didnt go to Ground Zero today? These colors don't run, they just fade away. http://twitpic.com/4ttd3z #
• "We are going to die out here. I am so scared." #nationaldayofblair #
• Not watching debate on iPad, TV in use and can't be arsed to go downstairs and watch on desktop or laptop. FAUXNews stream is Flash. #FAIL #
• I did not know there was such a thing as fourth-string in politics. Until now. #GOPwho #
• #FF "RT @4AMNET: We've finally gotten with the 21st century and have a Twitter account. It's 4-AM, Do you know where your music is?" #
• RT @JC_Christian "Scott signs bill that will alienate his base, lose #GOP stranglehold on panhandle for decades http://on.msnbc.com/kdfJxv" #
• RT @downwithtyranny "The Far Right's Need To Destroy Democracy http://bit.ly/kjrOEh" I agree with this: the GOP will lie/cheat/steal to win. #
• Yeah, Rick Santorum's got a problem. Maybe he needs to take that frothy mix and make… lemonade? http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ #

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