• I'm traveling to one of the most unchurched states in the nation the day before the Rapture/the Great Re-Reckoning. Not expecting much. #
• RT @episcopalcafe "What should progressive Christians do about Jim Wallis?" (Sojourners refuse LGBTQ ad) http://bit.ly/jv0l24 #ecafe quot; #
• Everybody, please give it up (really, all your treasures, stuff and sticks) for @HoardersPossum #
• Remember, @RepJoeWalsh don't mess with Medicare. You werent elected by a very big margin (pretty weak tea, in fact)! #
• So the new Talking Point is "entitlement reform." Cowards hide behind euphemisms: call it what it is, Koch suckers! #
• Everyone is welcome to use the #Kochsuckers tag. GOPers who take Koch $$$ are suckers as in "stooge, dupe, shill." #
• RT @WORLD_KIDS "@RepJoeWalsh U VOTED YES! @KarlRove urge GOP to…elim #Medicare http://bit.ly/gr8vnL #HCR #DEATHPANELS #p2 #MEDICAID quot; #
• The genial face of pure evil: @KarlRove urges GOP to campaign on eliminating #Medicare #p2 #HCR http://is.gd/ioQ3t0 #
• GOP goals: eliminate #Medicare #publicschools #unions #hcr #birthcontrol #EPA #GayRights #abortion and all #progress since Prohibition. #
• GOP goals: promote vouchers for health care, church-sponsored schools, elder care. Forced pregnancy and undiagnosed cancer for all, yippee! #
• Are @PaulRyan's grandparents still alive? Can he look them in the eye and swear he's NOT killing #Medicare Probably not. #
• Dear seniors and middle-agers in Illinois District 8: @RepJoeWalsh hates your "entitlement" to health care. Please vote accordingly. #
• This country was in great financial shape during Clinton administration. Then we got Bushwhacked. #
• RT @WORLD_KIDS "RT @RepWeiner: Least suprising tweet. Ever. @kenvogel David Koch on stage for John Boehner speech at Economic Club of NY" #
• As goes Appalachia: a glimpse of the future for all of us under GOP "entitlement reform?" #p2 #thenation http://is.gd/4Ks9jo #
• Oh yeah, because he's President Bad-Ass. #teamfuckyeah #tfy #p2 #
• Wonder if the proper hashtag for campaign against @RepJoeWalsh would be #TeamOhHellToTheNo #
• Ahem. @SpeakerBoehner @PaulRyan @RepJoeWalsh More #jobs less jawboning. #
• Dear @RileyWaggaman Please don't run off and join the Foreign Legion of Extraordinary Fuck War Gentlemen Journos (without a flak jacket) #
• RT @Shoq "Dear #tcot If you were a disease, we could cure you. Since you're not, we just have slow your reproduction and wait it out. #p2 quot; #
• RT @awienick "Ruh roh – POTUS just called out Murdoch… #headsasplode quot; Pretty colors!! #
• . @RepJoeWalsh It's not "politicizing federal contracts," it's a sunshine rule and you should be in favor of it – what do you have to hide? #
• I support this, and if Steny Hoyer is against it, he's a hack who deserves to be primaried. #p2 http://is.gd/0mPGD7 #
• RT @HoardersPossum "Campaign to start "The Real Possums from Hoarders" is underway! http://fb.me/xCAAx6k8" // theme song in my head… #
• No immigrants stopped me from getting into college. However they do feed me and clean up after me, but don't have health care like I do. #
• Watching NCIS LA. Weird coincidence: "Sam" used to be on the SEAL team that killed #OBL When was this written? #devgroup #teamsix #
• Support #TFY add a #twibbon now! – http://twb.ly/k46KW3 – Create one here – http://twb.ly/f02AU3 #
• Again, what does @darrellissa have against #transparency in federal contracts? http://is.gd/bjFQfz #
• Ah, @RepJoeWalsh if only Faux would ask you reality-based questions. #IL8 #flip #oilsubsidies #
• I believe in the sanctity of marriage between one man and one hawt young cancer-free woman at a time. #newtslogans #
• It's my turn now. #newtslogans #
• The gays hate meh. #newtslogans #
• I'm set for health care. #newtslogans #
• Promise I won't resign this time. #newtslogans #
• Gingrich/Palin 2012: Two wrongs make it, right? #newtslogans #
• Bet @RepJoeWalsh got some pushback on his anti-senior, anti-Medicare vote. http://www.democraticleader.gl…..og/?p=3965 #
• RT @OTOOLEFAN "As long as the GOP keeps defending subsidies to big oil, they need to STFU about the debt. #KidsTable @RepJoeWalsh #listenup #
• Nevermind, they got a real airboat for the next phase #Mythbusters #
• Fun's fun, but now its time to pill @MrRileycat_Esq using a new method. http://is.gd/UfYXut #
• We hadzed a #FAIL last night, the cat-pupa method is no longer doable. Lucky this med is only twice monthly. PS the butterfly haz a angree. #
• Pilling SUCCEEDED. Treats for everyone! #fb #
• Also @MrRileycat_Esq is doing really well and seems to be feeling good, so WIN plus 6 pieces of flair #
• Thunder and lightning, very very frightening. #fb #
• RT @OTOOLEFAN "Nothing scares the GOP more than poor people trying to vote." #
• Nothing scares the GOP more than an informed electorate, either. #
• The thunderboomer last night woke me up a few times. @MrRileycat_Esq launched himself off my ribcage into low Earth orbit, too. Ow. #fb #
• Hey Linda Wyatt! I'm wearing my HIGHLANDER chat shirt in my Twitter profile picture. Good times. #fb #
• Thinking of buying this: @JC_Christian's "Rapture Ready Mirror Ball Suit" http://tw1t.net/f4" #
• I'm Too Big To Fail! #newtslogans #
• It's His Own Hair #newtslogans #
• Not One Of Those Other Assholes #newtslogans #
• The Kind Of Guy You Could Drink A Cup Of Tea With #newtslogans #
• "President Newt" Sounds Good, Don't It? #newtslogans #
• There goes Teabagger Joe Walsh, boasting about his appearance on Breitbart.TV #nolink #facepalm #
• Wear clean underwear. We sinners don't want to look up your angelic skirts as you rise in glory and see skidmarks. #RaptureTips #
• Don't use the restroom that day. #RaptureTips #
• Get used to eternal disappointment: most of your heroes won't be there. #RaptureTips #
• When you see Jesus, he'll be with all the poor, unclean outcasts you fed and clothed and sheltered… you didn't? Oopsie. #RaptureTips #
• RT @TheBradBlog "RT @SteveMartinToGo: Bin Laden just washed up in my pool. Wondering what to do." Weekend at Binnie's? #
• Meghan McCain rips @glennbeck a supersized new one and thanks him for publicity: "Shut up about my body." #skincancer http://is.gd/JMvYeY #
• I don't agree with Meghan McCain's politics, but I respect her for sticking up for herself (and all women and girls) on body image. #p2 #
• Headed to Seattle in one week, going to FOLKLIFE over Memorial Day weekend. Hope to sit in on music workshops! #
• On last #folklife trip in 2009 I tallied at least a dozen #Utilikilts Here's a blogpost from then sans kilts: http://is.gd/5XwtzT #
• Help me get my dumb "how old is your Whirlpool washer" blogpost off my most read list. Also, motivate me to start writing again, Twitgods. #
• RT @dakinegirl "RT @SabreOnTV: Body of Proof renewed. Kind of forget that ABC had a hit with a new drama this year" Great news, love BoP! #
• Christian Messiah College treats LGBTQ students badly: @OneWheaton mentioned on… Friendly Atheist post http://is.gd/3hfQyL #
• Mmm.. @TillamookCheese is the best. Always happy when I find here in Illinois. #
• Help me get my dumb "how old is your Whirlpool washer" blogpost off my most read list. Also, motivate me to start writing again, Twitgods. #
• Packing list: Sunglasses, sunscreen, airsickness bag. #RaptureTips #
• If the most extreme believers of every major religion suddenly went away, the world would probably be better off. #
• Listening to This American Life, it will probably rank with their Katrina and economic meltdown shows. #PlanetMoney #jobs #

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