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Here’s the story: The two pieces of slate, and the large rounded glacial pebbles set in crushed limestone around it, are the salvaged pieces of the altar at Holy Innocents Hoffman Estates, my former Episcopal mission parish. When we closed the church at the end of December, 2006, there were a few people who mourned the loss as if a family member died. Many of them left after trying to remain with the rest of us; they just couldn’t continue in the new place.

One of the things that was discussed in the run-up to the closure and merger with St Nicholas was a crazy-ass idea: the St Nick’s people offered to help us dismantle the altar and move it to Elk Grove, where it would become an outdoor altar for summer use. This was receive politely by some and enthusiastically by others, but privately a lot of us thought “nice sentiment, but not possible.”

Well, butter mai butt and call me a biskit, they got ‘er done last week, a little more than a year and a half later. A few months back, the old altar was carefully demolished at the old building, as the new owners had agreed to letting us take it down. They’re not a liturgical church and did not need it (and it was in the sightlines between the congregation and the ministers).  A crew of volunteers went over and took the altar apart. Most of the men who originally put it up have died, but a few older ladies remembered the story on how it came to be. The men had gone up to Kettle Moraine State Park in Wisconsin to liberate some glacial rubble from a quarry area, and the slate for the altar top was duly ordered with a nice set of Maltese crosses at the corners and in the center. A relic of the Blessed James De Koven was set in the top – this explains uch about our Anglo-Catholic tradition at Holy Innocents. But when the then bishop of Chicago was to come for a visit in the early Sixties, he told the mission that the top of the altar was much too low – it needed to be raised a matter of inches to be “correct.” Well, so they went and bought another piece of slate, which was quickly marked with crosses (they appear to be done with a stonecutting saw, very utilitarian). The family of Florence Keller donated the cost of this second piece of slate, and it was installed on top of the first one. Here’s how it looked after the closing liturgy, when we cleared out the worship space immediately after church on the Feast of the Holy Innocents. And here’s how it looked ‘undressed for Advent‘ the year we started the “grocery bags for the hungry” pantry ministry.

When the altar was dismantled, it was found that the stones were mortared in place around a simple wood-and-chickenwire frame, which came apart pretty easily. The two pieces of slate were separated for the first time in forty years, having been held together with little more than gravity and caulk.

The whole affair was trucked over by the volunteers to St Nick’s, where the pieces spent the winter on wood pallets under canvas. Then a few months ago, a committee started working on what to do with it all.

Originally, the old altar was to be restored as it had originally been. The workmen decided that the old top would form the supports for the new altar, and they cut it in half and angled the halves in order to give as much support as possible to the newer top – the plan was to rebuild the “cage” around them and put the rubble boulders back, covering the old top back forever.  But then after church a few weeks ago, we were all “volunteered” to move the boulders to around the edge of the newly laid concrete slab, and this was the first time for us to see the slate altar “in situ.”

We admired the Maltese cross carvings (one of them had to be sliced in half). Manny, one of our priests, is Maltese, and he took a lot of ribbing. Several of us started talking as we lugged boulders… “what if we did something else with the boulders instead of replicating the old altar?”

We decided, just a random group of sweating folks, that we liked the modernity of the exposed “old” and “new” slate and the way the legs were angled, with the Maltese crosses toward the street, appealed to us. We didn’t mind the machine marks on the back, either. They just showed that it was an altar that had been used – it was a working altar for decades, and a little wear and tear is inevitable. So after some discussion, and moving the boulders again, the Bishop’s Committee ratified the informal “what-iffery” of the boulder-haulerrs, and came up with a nice solution (approved by the ultimate authority, the “stone guy” that Tim had found who was willing to do the work at cost, with free labor).  So now it remains only to be used. We’d better do this quick! Summer is almost over. But we think that seating won’t be a problem, as everyone has at least one camp chair or folding tailgater chair at home. I just hope it doesn’t happen while I’m away on vacation, although it probably will.

It’s funny how things work themselves out. Father Steve, our vicar, had been so anxious to preserve the past, but the people who were interested in doing something new were the former Holy Innocents people – in fact, pretty much ALL of the former HI people that have become integrated with the rest of St Nicks. He was so worried about causing hurt, but we were all very quick to come to the same conclusion – we’re happy to see the old made new, for the greater good of our own church community. Now we have to figure out how to rededicate the altar, and ourselves.

A harvest blessing, perhaps?

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Originally uploaded: 31 Jul ’08, 7.00pm CDT PST

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Missing Woman Found, Missed Sleep Lost

Missing Hoffman Estates woman found alive in nearby vacant house — chicagotribune.com

A Hoffman Estates woman who failed to return home after going for a walk with her dog was found unharmed Monday in a vacant house nearby, police said.

Astrid Nordgren, 88, who has symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease, was found in a house in the 1500 block of Glen Lake Road, said Hoffman Estates Police Sgt. Gregory Poulos. The vacant home is about a block from where she lives with her son and his family in the 1500 block of Fairfield Lane, Poulos said.

Well, this is a relief. Particularly at 4 ack emma this morning, the phone rang concerning her. It was an area-wide robocall, alerting everyone to BOLO (be on the lookout) for the lady and her dog, who was thought to be wandering around looking for home.

We stopped to put some clothes on first, though. I was so groggy that I grabbed a winter fleece pullover, no pants and made as if I was going to go out. Nope, something was a bit breezy south of the border, so I found a robe (also winter fleece, need a summerweight one) and went downstairs after David, who eventually found a pair of shorts.

I actually stepped outside with the flashlight and checked the backyard – David checked the front. There was nothing to be seen or heard, so back to bed we went, but there wasn’t really much point in sleeping. David ended up going downstairs, and made coffee later – but then we had guys coming to the house this morning to do some work. I dozed fitfully, leveraged my eyes open with two big mugs of java, and went to work.

But it’s a relief to know that she was found this afternoon, safe and mostly sound.

Poor lady, I’m glad they found her, and much as I thought, she was within a block of home. A friend of mine lives in the northern section of the village, with her elderly mom and dad. As her dad is an Alzheimer’s person (has been for the better part of a decade) I suppose the disruption to routine wasn’t helpful. Also, the implications that the cops can call every phone number in the area to alert everyone to an emergency are… interesting.

I suppose if a tornado was on the way, we’d be glad of it. If a child was missing, we’d be glad of it. I don’t know if they used it in a much smaller area around a house where someone barricaded himself in after a family dispute. It was bad enough when we were awakened by the loudspeakers and the hovering helicopter. I guess we’d be glad the village can ring us up if a dangerous axe-murderer is known to be in the immediate area.

I’m glad she was found, I am. I’ll just go to bed earlier to try to catch up on the sleep we missed. Technorati Tags:

Unitarian Chuch Shooting Motivated by Hatred

The Lead

The man who attacked the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Church during church services yesterday was said by local police to be motivated by hatred. The congregation’s web site says that they have already begun a healing process that will include a debriefing for those present at the shooting and a community candlelight vigil for those killed and injured.

NYTimes:

A man who the police say entered a Unitarian church in Knoxville during Sunday services and shot 8 people, killing two, was motivated by a hatred for liberals and homosexuals, Chief Sterling P. Owen IV of the Knoxville Police Department said Monday.

What a terrible shame.

Officially Middle-aged

My husband David and I are well on the way to fogeyhood: without consulting each other’s schedules, we made doctor’s appointments for the same day within 15 minutes. He’s up first, then me.

By way of illustration, I see the large-type Readers Digest has a relevant article.

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As you can see the Readers Digest large type edition has an article about the Things Your Doctor Isnt Telling You.

Bishop Daniel Deng Bul’s Chicago Ties

I just don’t know what to make of Bishop Deng Bul’s recent comments. Watch and listen to the video HERE and decide for yourself. I imagine a lot of Chicago Episcopalians are going to wonder what to make of them, too. He’s got friends here in the Diocese and long-standing ties to local parishes, and a lot of people will be hurt and disappointed, no matter how garbled Bishop Daniel’s English syntax is.

I mean – there are a lot of gay clergy in this diocese. Chicago bishops have been ordaining them for years. Sure, this has turned some traditionalists off – but we’d rather be welcoming and inclusive rather than rejecting and excluding. My parish, Holy Moly, voted for a gay woman first in the recent election – it was purely symbolism, because we knew that with the “current difficulties” she hadn’t a hope of ratification.

But we’re now happy with Bishop Jeffrey, and I feel for him and for his retired predecessors William and Frank, because they nurtured the relationship with Bishop Daniel (then bishop of Renk) and celebrated with him when he was elevated to Primate of the Episcopal Church of the Sudan. Surely, Bishop Daniel was aware of this diocese’s stance on gay clergy; did he chose to be silent on the issue while accepting our aid and friendship? Or has he only recently been informed, and given a garbled version of the tired fundagelical “Adam and Eve/Adam and Steve” meme to repeat at this press conference? He must have known that our diocesan at the time voted for Bishop Gene’s ratification.

It’s a sad day for Bishop Daniel’s many friends in Chicago.

Dave Walker, Cartoonist of Lambeth: Injustice Is Not Funny

Dave Walker, Cartoonist of Lambeth, received a “cease and desist” letter from a current owner of the British SPCK chain of Christian bookshops. He has removed all content from his blog pertaining to the odd and ongoing story of how an Anglican bookstore chain got turned over to a group of Texans of the Orthodox faith for a song. And how a lot of people lost their jobs over the last year or so, and how one young man was driven to despair and committed suicide, all because this strangely fundamentalist Orthodox group decided to gut the bookshops, fire the staff, and behave in a very anti-businesslike way. Almost as if they deliberately wanted to drive the bookshops into the ground and somehow leverage that failure.

If you read this post at Metacatholic, and then read all the excerpted comments and trackbacks to the bottom, you’ll get a pretty good idea of just how bizarre the story is and how the timeline ran, and it gets weirder the more you look into it. Ending, sadly, with an apparent suicide.

The current owners of the former SPCK bookshops threatened to sue our Dave for libel, under British laws I suppose, and as Dave can’t possibly afford to defend himself from a lawsuit, he has taken down all his SPCK-related content. Thus leaving his readers without an intriguing ongoing story that had yet to finish playing itself out.

This is unjust, and it’s not funny.

But Googlecache to the rescue! As a sympathetic commenter at Thinking Anglicans notes, Google will keep those posts readable for a good long while yet.

site:www.cartoonchurch.com/blog spck – Google Search
www.cartoonchurch.com/blog

It’s all there. Probably the most poignant shall be quoted here. Since the internal links now point to the removed content, I”ll try to change them to Googlecache ones instead:

I’ve been aware that this has been a sad week for many readers of the Cartoon Blog. Many of those visiting have been mourning the death of Steve Jeynes, the Worcester bookseller, who, judging from the comments posted on this site was loved by many. In the circumstances the usual nonsense that I write on this site has not seemed appropriate, hence my silence.

The memorial service for Steve Jeynes took place yesterday. The Worcester News has a report: Tributes paid to exceptional man. Doug Chaplain was there and has written about it. See also on the SPCK/SSG blog: Steve Jeynes: A Life Remembered.

This will be one of the last former-SPCK-related posts that I expect to do until September as I am away doing one thing and another. I have one more bookshop-related thing that I need to post about which has arisen as a result of a comment (not yet visible) on this site on Sunday morning. I will hopefully do that post today (Tuesday) or tomorrow (Wednesday).

The place to go for former-SPCK-related posts for the next month or two is SPCK/SSG: News, Notes & Info. [Aside to Phil: hopefully you will post Plans Coming Together for New Christian Bookshop in Cardiff on the SSG/SPCK site when the time is right – a post well worth sharing.]

I hope to post a bit more on this blog this week, including an announcement about my new book and plans for Lambeth.

And I hope that Dave thinks better of his decision to remove all of his SPCK category content – much of it was completely factual and based on news stories, although some was anecdotal, and he probably had some rather intemperate commenters from time to time. That’s not worth suing him over, though.

It looks like there are a couple more websites that might be receiving a C&D from the current owners of the Anglican Christian book chain formerly known as SPCK. But will they take on Google and its rather unlimited resources? I think not. I think the litigious parties will confine themselves to badgering the small fry of the Anglican blogosphere, who run their operations on bags of crisps, sweater lint, and bottomless pots of tea. Perhaps the gentlemen threatening legal action have identified a revenue stream in there somewhere, but I can’t see it.

As it happens, I’ll be in England next month on vacation, and we’ll be in York for a couple of days after puttering around London and the Cotswolds – just a couple of stops down the line from Worcester, and the cathedral where Steve Jeynes’ funeral was held. I’ll have to go back and read that article now with more attention. Because attention must be paid.

I’m curious to see where the York shop is or was, based on a quick re-read of some cached posts that I had only scanned briefly before. Now, of course, they’re interesting again. That’s kind of the opposite of what the Texans intended, so sucks boo to them!

Who else will the Texan brothers sue? Network Norwich? The BBC? The Intarwebs? It remains to be seen.

iPhone on the go: Britain

Can I use my iPhone in England? – Apple – Wireless Forums from AT&T

Yes it will work there.

Make sure you call ATT and have international provisioning add the international roaming feature if you don’t already have it. Its free but you have to ask them to have it added, it comes turned off by default.

Warning – data is EXTREMELY expensive over in Europe — you can ask ATT to turn off your data while you are overseas and turn it back on when you return (They will balk at the request, ask for a supervisor).

Make sure you set your e-mail to manual check, not automatic, and make sure any alerts you get (i.e. weather texts, sports scores, etc) are turned off before you go.

Also – add the International Discount plan for the month you go – it’s 5.95 and gives you a substantial discount for making calls. You can also cancel it when you return.

You will still be able to use WiFi anywhere you can find it — if people want to see it, show it off where you have wifi, otherwise you are going to run up a huge bill.

Rule of thumb for data — a one MB web site download (about ANY regular website, like the Yahoo home page) will cost you about 20.00 on data in England — about 2 cents per KB.

If you leave your data connected – checking your e-mail manually twice per day and replying to 2 or 3, checking the weather once per day, checking a map each day, and checking a website each day (very very minimal data use) will run you about 90 – 100 dollars per week in addition to your phone and text charges.

Text messages are charged at 50 cents per message incoming or outgoing and are not included in your iPlan allotment while in Europe.

This is very helpful… but now to find out if it’s possible to get a better deal somehow. There may be a way… but we may have to settle for enabling a cheap throwaway phone with an O2 simcard.

Alternatively....
If you’re not already with O2 or aren’t eligible for the above options, you can use the iPhone on a Pay & Go basis. You just need to get a Pay & Go iPhone SIM card from any O2 store. The iPhone SIM card is set to the Favourite Place tariff, so gives you unlimited calls to any UK landline or O2 mobile from your chosen postcode when you top-up £30 or more a month. If you don’t like the sound of this tariff, you’ll be able to switch to one of our other Pay & Go tariffs.

With the above service, there’s a “web bolt-on” that’s about 15.00USD a month.

Also, there’s this.

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