So Far on Maui

Once again, I’ve let nearly the whole vacation slip by without keeping up with blogging about it – but this time, it’s now much easier to get photos uploaded to Flickr, which act as an informal timeline of our activities.

Dinner at Five Palms was very, very nice – this time we sat outside. Missed the sunset, but enjoyed the ambiance anyway. Then on Saturday, we went to the Whale Day parade and took some photos, then met up with some Twitter acquaintances (although we got a late start and missed the beginning of the parade). It was pleasant to hang out with friendly folks (both local and vacationing) and trade tips about favorite activities and restaurants. We went through the crafts area without buying anything, then came back to the condo for more relaxing. Boring? No, we’re on vacation, dammit.

We were at Ahihi Bay to snorkel in the middle of the week, a place that we’ve had mixed results with in the past. This time, no problems getting in or out over the old boat ramp, and it was pretty clear if a little bumpy. Plenty to see, and we spent about half an hour in the water or more before deciding we could go back in and find some lunch.

Whalewatch on Sunday was fun, but still kind of frustrating – I had a bad moment at the beginning when I realized I had booked our “free” whalewatch for one, not realizing that I hadn’t made sure to book the second person (which wasn’t free, alas). Fortunately, the lady at Pacific Whale Foundation overbooked us by one so we were both able to go, whew. It was a pretty full boat, naturally, and we did see a lot of whales right out of the harbor, but not much activity.

The One That Got Away

And the one shot I had at an amazing, close-up fluke was ruined by my use of the autofocus feature on my camera; there was much swearing (under my breath, but probably perfectly audible to parents standing next to me). I did get a couple of good shots, but once again it seemed we weren’t in the right spot at the right time for breaches or tail-slapping, just lots of mother-calf pairs sloping around near the surface.

And… a few tail shots, but not the ones I really wanted with the underside of the flukes for ID purposes. Still, they’re very nice.

Maui Whale Tails
Maui Whale Tails
Maui Whale Tails
Maui Whale Tails

After the cruise was over, we went for breakfast to Beach Bums, which had a great location in the Maala’ea Harbor Shops building as we trudged back up from the boat toward the car. Too bad they were so bad at service; we waited a long time for coffee after the waitress dumped a single serving at our table and walked away for more than 15 minutes. They served in Venti-sized cups, either doubled or with a heat liner, but only filled a little past the halfway mark. So for the longest time we looked questioningly at our double-cupped, half-full single portion and wondered if we were expected to share, and tried unsuccessfully to catch the eye of a server or the owner-manager. While waiting, I saw one plate of eggs-and-something sent back, as the eggs were “a little too easy for over easy.” Not a good sign, and then we heard one waitress holler “the kitchen isn’t getting the order tickets.” Another not-good sign, but eventually we got both a second cup of coffee (after finally flagging down our waitress) and our breakfast orders, which were both cooked to the right degree.

After that, we had the snorkel gear in the car, so we went to Olowalu, an unimproved stretch of beach that is still very popular with snorkelers. We’ve been there before where David and Steve didn’t have a good time at all, due to the lack of clearance on some of the shallower reef, and although I like it, David prefers deeper waters. I stuck to the main channel, which is usually marked with a diver flag so you can see where to line up for your return trip, and didn’t bother to put on my wet suit or take my camera. I figured that since David wan’t snorkeling, I wanted a kind of self-limiting factor that kept me from dawdling too long, and it worked out fine. There were plenty of fish to see, although there was a lot of unhealthy looking coral close in. Didn’t see any turtles, octopi, or eels this time (David got a nice shot of a zebra moray when we were at Ahihi Bay). We stopped at the cliff overlook for quite a long time, watching for whales, too.

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

After that, I took a few photos of plumeria blooms around the condo – note to Second Life developers, this is what the ubiquitous landscaping plant is suppsed to look like…

Maui 2010

Yesterday, Monday, we loaded the hiking gear up and headed to Pa’ia, Hana, and Kipahulu/Haleakala National Park. Earlier in the trip, we’d driven over to Pa’ia and Ho’okipa for lunch – about the only photo I took then was of surf hitting the lava promontory off the Ho’okipa lookout. Back in Pa’ia on that day it took forever to find a parking spot for our lunch at Milagros (which was delish, as always), but yesterday on the way to Hana, it wasn’t so much of a problem.

Kimmidolls

We picked up picnic lunches from Anthony’s, a coffee place that seems to have added a lot of attractive merch since our last visit. I thought these Japanese-style dolls were cute, and they’re in the same style as a wooden one that I own. Apparently each one is unique and is supposed to exemplify some trait, like “joy” or “harmony.” Might end up adapting the idea for my Second Life shop.

After that, we enjoyed the drive along the Hana Highway.

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

We brake for waterfalls!

We imagined ourselves as competitors in the Olympic 2-person car luge, given the curvy road and numerous one-car bridges and places where cars must Yield to Oncoming Traffic. We wondered if the Hana Highway has the highest average number of warning and informational signs per mile of any in the US – sometimes there’s a Road Narrows, Yield Ahead, and Yield sign in a set within a few short yards.

Also – to the young woman in the white Suzuki who was in such a lather, life is too short to be you, apparently. You’re obviously Not From Around Here if you’re going to holler obscenities on the road to Hana, because everybody knows it’s not a road to be traveled at high speed – even the locals. They might zip around as fast as they can, but they also respect the yield signs and actually wave or honk “thank you” when you pull over to let them pass. Which we did, many times, and we did pull over for Miss Honking, Screaming, Frothing-at-the-Mouth Bitch once we figured out she was yelling at us. I hollered in kind and waved the hand gesture that was not the friendly, hang-loose “shaka” that you see in the islands – it was the “Hawaiian good luck” gesture as demonstrated by those nice Navy men that were captured by the North Koreans all those years ago.

It was not pleasant to hear her hollering “I’m not going to sit here and follow you all the way, you prick!” and “Fuck you, get out of the way” so of course we let her past, so she could go bother the guy in front of us, who was ALSO not going too slowly for conditions. It was quite amusing to watch how suddenly she went from screaming and honking to silent and slow as she met an oncoming car at one of those places where both vehicles have to creep past each other with inches to spare. She wouldn’t have had to do that if she’d actually… respected the yield signs, but they don’t apply to loud, rude persons such as herself.

After she sped off in a cloud of exhaust and vitriol, things were much more enjoyable. We got to Kipahulu (the section of Haleakala National Park that extends down to an ancient village site along the course of a stream) and set off on one of our favorite hikes, the one up to Waimoku Falls. My workouts the last five or six months have really paid off – although I do get pretty puffy on steeper uphill sections (especially if it’s warm) I eventually got my “second wind” after the steepest section (the part up until there’s a gated fence). We’ve been on that trail 3 or 4 times now, and every time is a little different.

The lower sections of trail are being worked on, and we passed several husky young men breaking up blue-colored stone to be used as stairsteps on the steeper parts. Otherwise, the lower third of the trail is very “rooty” and eroded (it’s VERY popular). Once past the fence and beyond the one banyan tree whose branch crosses the trail supported by thick aerial roots, you continue upwards until you start to hear water more and more loudly on the right hand. There wasn’t very much water coming down this year, by the way: we’ve been there when there were absolute torrents of the stuff coming down, with warning signs up everywhere. This time, just the normal “DEATH will result” signs on the cliff edges were there, happy happy joy joy.

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

Impatiens grows wild in this part of Maui, where there are cool damp hillsides and even cliffs.

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

Anyway, we made it to our favorite part, the mysterious deep green bamboo forest.

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

I’ve taken this shot before, but it never fails to fascinate, even though I know where it leads:

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

It just looks so mysterious, that stairway.

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

And this strange thing – looks like a fig or other fruit tree, being strangled out by the bamboo, but still it has some heart, no?

Once we got to Waimoku, where we’d heard from other hikers that some large rocks had fallen from far above, guess where David needed to go to get his shot?

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

Yes, that’s right. Beyond the DANGER! DANGER! sign.

Maui Flowers and Bamboo

But of course it was worth the effort.

After that, we made it back down, glad we’d worn heavy hiking boots rather than the flip flops and Tevas we saw other hikers wearing… ??? Yeah, it’s a very rooty-tooty rocky-rolly trail, so I don’t know if they all made it beyond, say, the easily negotiated recycled plastic walkways in the bamboo forest. On the way down, however, I was beaten, badly, in the trail luge by a couple of German women in, yes, flip-flops. Oh, the agony of de feet! As by the time I got to the parking lot, mine were in agony. It was kind of hot, I guess, for the socks I’d packed, but I’m still glad I had the extra protection.

We drove back via Makawao – more or less, as we missed some turns and had to use the map feature of my iPhone to get to Casanova’s for a nice Italian dinner. And we went to bed pretty early again, although the aches I felt on awakening this morning pretty much put a stop to our “early morning snorkel” plans. We did snorkel in the late morning, right in front of the condo, before running an errand to Long’s Drug to get smelly stuff for my hair, and then a quick trip to see what the reportedly big surf was doing at Ho’okipa. It was too surgy and choppy by the time we got there, though it was pretty to watch.

And now we’re getting ready to go to the Waterfront for dinner. Tomorrow: more snorkeling in the AM, and we’ve got dinner plans at Fish and Poi in Napili followed by a nice concert with the Slack Key Masters program.

UPDATE: And of course dinner at the Waterfront was wonderful; I spent a lot of time remembering the first time I ate there, on my sister Timmy’s fabulous “Hawaii 5-0” with my mom and “Aunt Veda” and other family members. We’ve lost Mom and Veda since then, but will never forget the notorious plastic ants that my sister Tudy pulled out of her purse to play with on the deck; they’re excellent prank props for frozen Daiquiris, for one thing. Also, I recall an epic game of SPOON. There are pictures somewhere at home, which I need to scan and upload for a planned project anyway.

Nothing like that would ever happen at the Waterfront now, of course, it has a reputation for relaxed elegance to maintain. But back then when it was a brand new place, with only a sandwich board out on Hauoli Road to indicate that a restaurant was tucked around to the makai side of the Milowai condo property. We had a lot of fun on that deck then, but David and I had decorous good fun last night, too.

Today has been overcast so we’ve mostly been indoors, although during a sun break we went out and played in the ocean a little. David got cold and went up to the condo, but I stayed out a little longer bouncing around on the silky sand on my toes in about chest-depth water. The temp was a little cool on entry, but comfortable enough for a while once in… but it felt REALLY good to get in the pool after, which is slightly heated. Got back in the ocean after I sighted a whale breach, so I could say I “swam with the whales” later. Uh huh.

After more R&R we’re now deciding the next big thing: Where To Have Lunch. Later on, we’ll drive up toward Napili for tonight’s Slack Key Masters concert. And we’ve already decided that our next trip to Maui will probably be in a couple of years, and we may go for a stay in the Napili area again.

Picasa to Flickr to Blog, Oh Boy!

I like Picasa, especially since a recent update means when you Save changes, it really Saves like you’d expect. But I also like Flickr, and the two don’t have drag-and-drop compatibility as far as I know. So I did a little searching for updates and found that I don’t have the latest version of the Flickr uploader, for one thing.

While that downloads (slow connection while on vacation here in Maui), here’s a post from Lifehacker from a couple of years ago that offers a solution towards a more efficient workflow when dealing with lots of images.

Perfect Your Picasa to Flickr Workflow – Digital Photos – Lifehacker

Desktop photo manager Picasa is a Google product, and photo-sharing web site Flickr’s owned by Yahoo, and the two companies don’t make it obvious how to get the apps to talk to one another. When I returned home from a vacation on the beaches of Thailand, I had a hard drive loaded with photos and I wanted a way to organize, caption, and publish them all at once without duplicating work. Here’s how I did it with Picasa and Flickr.

The Problem: When you’re jet-lagged and you have hundreds of photos to edit, sort, organize, and caption, you don’t want to do any more work than you must. While it’s easy to simply export or email a few photos at a time out of Picasa to upload and title, caption, and tag in Flickr itself, I wanted to caption my photos once in Picasa and send that information to Flickr. I also wanted to organize my photos into sets—or “albums” as they’re called in Picasa—and mirror those sets on the web and the desktop.

The Solution: While Picasa does have a handy “Email this” function which you can use in conjunction with Flickr’s upload by email feature, it’s not easy to make sets, set multiple privacy levels, add tags, and titles via email. For all that you want the newest version 3.0 of the Flickr Uploadr application, which works on both Windows and Mac. (But, if you’re using Picasa, you’re on Windows. Sorry, Mac peeps.) The Flickr Uploadr acts as the middleman between Picasa and Flickr.

Oh, my. I wonder if it’s worth trying to install this plugin?

  • Run Picasa
  • Select photos to import
  • Click on “Send To flickr!” button
  • A “Sending to flickr Uloadr” progress bar should appear
  • Wait until uploadr start
  • An “Import” button should appear when all the queue have been analyzed
  • Click on “Import” button to start the upload

My word, that seemed to go well so far – the button installed pretty much as detailed in the instructions, and now I have a Flickr button on Picasa… currently I only have one photo in my Maui 2010 set on Flickr, because frankly I worked on one image and got distracted by all the stuff I wanted to be doing while actually on vacation. So here goes.

Oops, first have to make sure Uploadr update has finished (slow, slow connection). There was something in yesterday’s news about ATT’s service getting screwed up, too – so we were unable to call anybody on our iPhones, had we been somewhere that actually had service. But we were off in Hana where there’s no ATT coverage to speak of, so we were unaware of the outage, tra la la.

Well, hey, that’s pretty painless! I did use the suggestion from the first link to export to a folder named “Maui 2010 to Flickr” as the only way to batch resize is to “export” images to an album or folder.

When blogging a lot of photos, I had been in the habit of uploading to my Picasa web albums, which are a bit of a mess as Picasa has this tendency to start a new album for every batch, something that I don’t necessarily want. But it’s harder to get a decent link off of them, as Picasa seems to want to put links to photos within tables. Sometimes I’d just rather work with the choices Flickr offers in “all sizes.”

So there you have it, a small batch of photos uploaded to Flickr, very easily direct from Picasa. Hurray for Sourceforge plugins!

Maui 2010
Maui 2010

Kihei Philharmonic’s Nightly Concert

Every night at sunset, it’s traditional to blow a conch shell here at the Condo Called “Done Working.” I call it the Kihei Phillharmonic because everybody blows a different note, but they (mostly) are in harmony. Sounds like bunch of out-of-tune bassoons, but is not unpleasant.

I don’t even know if conch shells are local – I think they’re actually imported from the Caribbean, or they’d be on all the trendy menu items here.

Today’s activity was simple – head to Lahaina for a late brunch, which we had at the Pioneer Inn. Then we mooched around town taking pictures (especially near the harbor and the area where the traditional canoes are built and stored) and then stopped to watch whales from the high-pali lookout points for a while.

Tonight, we’ll head to Five Palms for dinner, yum.

Yesterday was kind of a recovery day from Wednesday’s all-day snorkel trip; we slept in, snorkeled at Ahihi Bay (where we saw the amazing zebra eel David photographed) and had some ono takeout from Da Kitchen. We were virtuous and cooked a kind of orange garlic beef stir-fry “in.”

So far I’ve read two books, one called The Lost City of Z and another called Up In The Air (yes, the one the George Clooney movie is based on). Both pretty good, now need another book. Fortunately there’s a stash in the cabinet and there’s also a stash in the laundry room downstairs.

The sound of the surf is always an undercurrent here, along with some “happy kid” laughter as the beach is pretty popular with families. There’ve been several monumental sand castles built and destroyed by enemy waves since we arrived; tomorrow they will be rebuilt anew and destroyed yet again. The timeless rhythms of the beach are always changing and unchanged: there will always be waves, and people bobbing in them. Also, there will always be these little surges and retreats of seawater up and down the sloping sand, and sometimes a stronger wave than usual will conquer a previously dry and untouched stretch of sand, and little bubbles will come up from below where burrowing crabs are waiting out low tide.

It’s a restful place, more restful than some cheaper condo farther from the sound of the water, and we’re always up for a walk on the beach. It’s a good place.

Tomorrow, we’ll meet up with some Twitter acquaintances at the annual Whale Day festivities, and there will be lots of music and food and stuff to buy. The parade will form up at the corner near us so I’m hoping to get some shots of the floats or whatever – it’s called the Parade of Whales so I’m hoping for plenty of homemade whale-type units.

Snorkeled Molokini and Lanai

… blew right by some whales because we were on a schedule with the Pacific Whale Foundation. Grr!

It was pretty frustrating – nice day for a snorkel cruise, good conditions, nice boat (the Ocean Voyager) with Pacific Whale Foundation. But because we were on a “tight” schedule, our 7.5 hour trip consisted of motoring right past pods of whales. Which, perhaps due to our high rate of speed and high engine noise, generally dove as we approached rather than hanging around on the surface.

I did get some decent shots that will be useful for identifying individuals – they’ll be on Flickr with the tag “whaletail” – but we weren’t close enough for a really good focus. It was a pleasant day, nice people on the boat (including someone who was on our difficult “Mauipocalypse” flight from Dallas on Saturday), but somewhat frustrating in that we’d spot whales at 1 o’clock or 11 o’clock and holler, and we’d watch as they quickly went by at 2, 3, 4 and 5. The captain would only slow down if the whale was dead ahead or crossing our path.

Also – Captain Doug Hunt of Pacific Whale Foundation, your comedy stylings were fine for a boatload of schoolkids, but not so much for a boatload of people of different age groups. It was a long day to have to listen to all the announcements in a childish sing-song delivery… wow, really. Nice boat, nice crew, and but even the kids would appreciate being talked to as adults.

Day 2 – Walk, Eat, Drive, Eat

We coffee’d up this morning and headed north with our cameras, as we decided the surf looked a bit high yet to snorkel off our beach. We noodled along in a relaxed way and drove as far as the Honokowai Valley, an area with one of the scariest roads EVAR. Normally, there’s a little school bus parked there at the top of the road, which acts as kind of a cue to stop and look over the one-lane road that goes down into the valley. But it wasn’t there today (maybe because it’s President’s Day, because I did see a sign for it.

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Here’s what it looked like on one of our previous trips, anyway.

We noodled along after turning around at the bottom of the “scary road” and headed back toward Kaanapali, thinking that we’d stop in and get some brunch somewhere. But I erred in telling David to park at Kahekili Park, when we should have driven farther down towards the Sheraton. We discovered that the “beach walk” gets detoured away from the beach and through the grounds of the Royal Lahaina Resort, going WAY out of our way. Hungry, hot, and tired, we finally lost the trail entirely and wandered into the Sheraton and found something quite tasty to eat at their “Cliff Diver” beachside bar.

Feeling revived (we’d also walked down the steps to Honolua Bay, and walked back up), we didn’t look forward to the long, boring trek back to the car. Decided to cut away from the “beach path” and actually walk on the “beach” itself, which was pretty good exercise if a little hot and quite a workout. Drove back “home” to relax and futz with various Internet chores.

We’re now members (again) of the Pacific Whale Foundation and also booked on an all-day excursion tomorrow with them, so we’ll be on the water at last. Hoping to get some good photos tomorrow, we’ll see how they turn out.

Dinner started to loom and we decided on Cuatro, based on some favorable reviews on Yelp, and I’d have to totally agree with this one:

Cuatro – Kihei, HI

When Sansei turned out to have a 45 minute wait, I turned to my handy yelp app for an alternative. Fortunately, Cuatro was right next door and had no wait.

Our party of 4 wasn’t drinking, so we were able to sit outside. They don’t allow alcohol at their outdoor tables. Outside was a great option, as it was rather warm inside. Cuatro is cozy and cute, with a small number of tables. I was kind of relieved to find someplace that was going to be relaxing and quiet.

This place has an unusual concept – Mexican/Asian fusion. Very interesting. Their menu is simple, fresh fish with a selection of a few different preparations. It was perfect, we were looking for some good fresh fish and it looked like we hit the jackpot. I settled on the seared ahi prepared Mexican style and my dinner companions settled on the ono served Mauiterranean style.

My ahi arrived perfectly seared and incredibly tasty. The fish was spiced well and served with a fresh salsa on top. It was accompanied by a delicious mushroom rice. I seriously couldn’t stop eating it, it was that good.

My friends enjoyed their ono as well. The Mauiterranean preparation was light and simple, yet flavorful.

I also had the Mauiterranean-style ono, and it was a “WOW!” David enjoyed his ono too, which was the Riviera version. We also sat outside, because there were no available tables inside and we’d already had a beer at home. So that was no problem, and the people-watching was pretty good. It’s right next to the Kihei police sub-station, but nobody was doing any perp-walking or bringing in big busts. It’s just a quiet little strip mall by the Foodland, and Sansei is indeed at the end, with a long wait for a table. We were very happy with our dinners, but thought they needed maybe one more person to run interference inside (it’s a very small location). We did have a pleasant talk with the guy who took care of us (who may have been a partner or part-owner).

It was a nice evening, even though it was odd that some guy was on the pay phone near our table, speaking Spanish, for the entire time that we were there. He couldn’t have been a criminal, because, hey, the cop shop was right there. So we did wonder.

More specific to the meal, my fish was perfectly grilled, hot but not overcooked. One thing the Yelp posters didn’t mention was the delicious and tangy salad dressing, on a bed of very fresh and tender greens. Come to think of it, the turkey wrap I had at the beach bar had amazingly tasty greens, too. That’s something about Maui – if you’re at a restaurant that knows their business, no matter the price range, they serve locally grown produce. Mmmmm.

Tomorrow, not so much gourmet stuff is likely, as we’ll be nomming on board the excursion boat, and we’re planning on making pasta. Easy, peasy, we’ll be pooped from a day on the water with our marine mammal friends.

Day One In Paradise

After yesterday’s comic misadventures in travel, today was an easy, perfect day in paradise. We’re not a big couple for grand gestures and super-elaborate plans; we’re more in the “play it by ear” mode of operations. But David had tucked a Valentine’s Day card in his bag and this morning he made coffee and brought me “breakfast in bed.”

Happy Valentine's Day from Maui

 

Okay, so it was a breakfast bar, because we got in so late last night we didn’t want to take the time to go to the grocery store to stock up.

We woke up relatively late for the first morning in Maui; must have been our very late arrival the night before. Just now David remarked that he already felt acclimated to the time; it’s after 1am Chicago time, and we’re still going strong.

Anyway, we got pulled together and went for a nice long walk up the beach, toward Wailea, enjoying the warm breezes and the soft sand on our bare feet (and picking our way around the occasional outcrops of lava and coral). Everybody and their dog were out today, and in fact it seemed like it was Golden Lab Play Day.

We came off the beach feeling like it was time for Second Breakfast, and I asked a local lady for an “anything but Denny’s” recommendation. She said “Mana Kai Maui,” or the Five Palms, a place we’ve been to before for dinner but not breakfast. She thought it was peaceful there, and you could see the water.

More Than Five Palms 

Good enough, so we walked back to pick up the car.

 

Five Palms Breakfast

 

And a fine breakfast it was – we sat indoors, which isn’t really indoors as they had the huge teak shutters folded open all around (they’re about 12 feet high). While eating, David spotted a paraglider coming down right over the beach in front of us, and we watched him spiral around and around before landing perfectly on the dry sand. A few minutes later, a second paraglider came down, same spot.

After breakfast, we walked up the beach a while, and ran into the paragliders, who had gathered up their chutes and thrown them over their shoulders to haul them back to their cars.

BIG laundry day

It looked like a gigantic load of laundry.

Then we got back in the car and headed off to Safeway’s to stock up for the first week, and even though we thought we were being conservative about buying small amounts and trying to keep it simple, we still ended up spending $200, even with a pretty good discount going with our Dominick’s card, which is part of the Safeway’s chain.

Once back, we spent some time relaxing on the lanai, I fooled with my new tripod, and David tried to do a reverse update on his iPhone. Then we had lunch – our favorite kind of tuna poke, some tako poke, and I had poi. Yes, I’m weird like that.

Otherwise, it was the typical Sunday afternoon stuff, except with a view of…

 

O HAI I IZ UR LOLWHALE

LOLWhales! O HAI!

Tail Lesson

And then there was some fun tail-slapping featuring a mama whale and her calf.

Flotilla

After that, the Fleet was on maneuvers…

In Formation

and then passed in review.

After all that, I went across the street and wonder of wonders, found two pair of board shorts, to replace the pair I seem to have lost on a previous trip. And these fit me better, being (rather large) men’s shorts and also I’ve lost weight from my hips (yay) although I still have more to lose.

David was still working on his iPhone software reversal thing, so I went down and got in the water, both in the surf a little and in the pool, which was just the right temperature. With all the walking, had a pretty good workout today.

David had spent some time photographing and just hanging out on the lanai and downstairs on the lawn, so it’s been a nice relaxing day for both of us.

Dinner was grilled tuna with rice and steamed veggies (and beer and snacks) and so here we are. It’s the first time I’ve uploaded anything substantive to Flickr in a while, other than mobile pictures, and clearly my skills are rusty. But I also took some photos I’ll be using for textures in Second Life, so it’s been quite a productive lazy day, too.

Think it’s time to call it “another shitty day in paradise.”

Mauipocalypse

Somewhere Over The Pacific

I always wanted to start of with an evocative dateline, full of the mystery and intrigue of travel. However, this trip is starting ought to be one of slapstick and misdirection.

Several months ago, when planning this trip, I booked us on connecting flights Chicago-Maui, because the nonstops were about $1300 each and connections on American via Dallas were about $900 or so. I didn’t want the early set of connecting flights because the time in Dallas was too short; also the fare was lower.

Who knew Texas, and indeed 49 out of 50 states would have snow on the ground? Who knew our Dallas flight would have a mechanical delay, and a double gate change? Who knew that the earlier flight had NO delay, but we might not have made it in 10 minutes’ time? Who knew that our eventual flight to Maui would end up with a change of aircraft in Los Angeles?

Thank God, it WAS a quick swap and we’re now about 3 hours from Kahului. We’ve seen a movie, “The Boys Are Back,” and now it’s the rest of the so-called in-flight entertainment.

And now it remains to find out if we’ll get in before Avis closes at 11pm (looks like 9:30pm) and if we can find the lockbox with the condo key (talked to them, sounds like no repeat of the Great Expedia Debacle of 2007, when nobody was in the office and there was NO lockbox code).

Yeah okay, rambling.

Our day’s been shot going back and forth between the B, D, and back to the B terminal, and the delay (about an hour and 20 minutes) and the extra stop.

Everybody on the Maui flight has been pretty good natured, although a few people that missed the first flight had to stand by (and I don’t know if they made it, think they got some volunteers).

In spite of the mechanical and the bobbled gate change, American has been pretty good about pulling the aircraft change and re-seating everyone. But I don’t think that one gate agent will live down her cheery, wrong “I have found another aircraft for you, please proceed to Gate B39” anytime soon. At least Dallas’ skytrain is better than their old people mover was, which was outside of security.

So that’s where we are, somewhere over the Pacific, looking to outmaneuver the Mauipocalypse, Real Soon.

UPDATE: About an hour and a half to go. It seems the only time I ever watch “30 Rock” is on airline flights.

At least the TV part is over and now the tiny plane is getting closer to the Hawaiian Islands. The cabin is dark and relatively quiet… Uh oh, more NBC-Universal programming. Eureka!

It’s a rerun, but I’ll take it. It’s the one with the “network update” and “smart asphalt.” And the annoying product placement.

And Kim 2.0. Ah, poor Henry.

British Airways Means Business New York – London City

BA started business-class-only flights from JFK to London City Airport yesterday. Inflight Internet access, full-recline seats, aimed at a niche market of go-bag executives. As in “It’s called a go bag because I keep it in the trunk of my car (NCIS)”

Club World London City – British Airways

Club World London City is our Business Class only service, with just 32 seats on board, flying between London City and New York JFK.

Your entire journey has been designed to minimise airport travel time and check-in times whilst maximizing your productivity on board with OnAir capability allowing you to send emails, text from you mobile phone and connect to the Internet throughout your flight.

It is, in short, the most productive way for you to travel Business Class between the heart of London and New York.

Book your ticket now and be one of the first to experience this new service, for travel from 29 September.

Wow, that’s a tiny amount of seats for the price they’re charging for a ticket with a change fee. Check out one likely set of roundtrip flights (they have 2 conveniently-timed departures each way):

1 BA 2I 20OCT T JFKLCY SS1 640P 715A 21OCT W /DCBA /E
2 BA 1I 27OCT T LCYJFK SS1 1230P 615P /DCBA /E

20OCT DEPARTURE DATE-----LAST DAY TO PURCHASE 03OCT/2359
BASE FARE TAXES TOTAL
1- USD4000.00 544.90XT USD4544.90ADT
XT 32.20US 5.50YC 7.00XY 5.00XA
2.50AY 127.00GB 39.20UB 322.00YQ
4.50XF
4000.00 544.90 4544.90TTL
ADT-01 IRCLC2S
NYC BA LON2000.00IRCLC2S BA NYC2000.00IRCLC2S NUC4000.00
END ROE1.00 XFJFK4.5
REFUNDS/CHANGES RESTRICTED/NO VALUE AFTER FLT TIME
VALIDATING CARRIER - BA

BASE FARE TAXES TOTAL
1- USD9746.00 544.90XT USD10290.90ADT
XT 32.20US 5.50YC 7.00XY 5.00XA
2.50AY 127.00GB 39.20UB 322.00YQ
4.50XF
9746.00 544.90 10290.90TTL
ADT-01 CRLCS
NYC BA LON4873.00CRLCS BA NYC4873.00CRLCS NUC9746.00
END ROE1.00 XFJFK4.5
VALIDATING CARRIER - BA
CHANGE BOOKING CLASS - 1C 2C

So for the penalty fare, it’s about $4500.00 roundtrip with a $500.00 change/cancel penalty, and a hefty $10290.90 for the fully refundable fare. I’m thinking they’re planning on making a fair amound in penalty charges, since this product appeals most to the type of traveler whose plans chnage constantly. With the inflight wireless, you can start using your mobile phone and connecting to the Internet once reaching 10,000 feet… or within 10 minutes of takeoff.

I may even book a few of our East Coast guys on this once in a while. The flight numbers are easy to remember – the old Concorde numbers (BA001, BA002, BA003, BA004). Some of them are just “go-bag” enough to need the extra convenience and connectivity.

Very interesting to see if BA makes a go of it (or not) since it’s a lot fewer seats than I expected from the aircraft. The cool thing is the flight makes a “refueling” stop at Shannon airport in Ireland on the way to the US, and all passengers clear US customs there instead of JFK… so they come into the Domestic part of JFK and avoid the scrimmage.

Oh, and First class is even higher. I didn’t go there.

Our Maui Condo Connection

About an hour ago I booked a tentative reservation at HawaiiConnection.com. Within 5 minutes of submitting, res manager Ed called me to say the email was on its way. WOW. Service!
Hawaii Connection

Thank you for visiting the Hawaii Connection web site. Our company was founded in 1978 and 2009 celebrates our 31st year in business. We represent more than 125 condominiums and hotels on the four major Islands in Hawaii of Oahu, Maui, Kauai and the Big Island of Hawaii.

Our website utilizes advanced pricing technology so that you will always receive the best rate, promotions and offers available.

When you call us, you will be talking with a specialist who has visited the properties and has first-hand knowledge of the properties. In 2009, our specialists average almost 14 years of experience each so you can always find someone who can answer a question from first-hand experience.

Our company has served hundreds of thousands of our loyal customers over the past 31 years in Hawaii. Since we were asked to take our first reservation back in 1978, we strive every day to make sure that the Hawaii condo, hotel or suite that you are booking will allow you to have a memorable vacation and book with us again next year.

I’ve used this website, www.hawaiiconnection.com, at least 4 or 5 times in the past to book my own vacation condo rentals. I haven’t been in vacation travel in nearly a decade, but I would totally use this site for my bookings if I were. It may look old-school with lots of text and small photos, but it’s fast, easy to use, and a snap if you really know your clientele and have a good grasp of Hawaiian hotel and condo properties, locations, and relative comparisons. They don’t require a deposit right away, although we will have to be under deposit within 10 days and prepay in full at least 45 days prior.

ALL PAYMENTS FOR ALL CONDOMINIUMS, HOTELS AND CAR RENTALS MUST BE MADE TO HAWAII CONNECTION (NOT to the properties). Payment can be by check (only if received 21 or more days in advance), certified check or by credit card. We offer a 3% discount for payment by check. Please deduct the 3% discount when sending payment. We will need a signature before we can disburse vouchers. Late booking fees may apply. Vouchers can only be mailed to the address of record of the credit card holder.

Cancellation policies vary widely with each property. A good general rule is a three night cancellation penalty. We will let you know at the time of booking if a stricter penalty is enforced. A full refund of all monies paid is generally available if cancellation is made 45 days prior to scheduled arrival (Christmas holiday period by October 1). No shows and early departure refunds are solely at the discretion of the management companies. Condominium programs, however, are NOT like hotel programs in that the condominium that has been reserved for you has been set aside. The owner of the unit depends on the reservations for his unit income, and the management company may be required by contractual agreement with the owner to offer no refund. All refund decisions by us are final.

They offer a 3% discount to anyone paying in full by check rather than credit card – nothing to sneeze at if you are staying long-term. Popular properties, even in this economy, can book out far in advance of prime whale-watching season. I’ll know more about cancellation policies for the property we’ve selected (actually, that we’ve stayed at before) once I get the confirmation email.

Which, holy cow, has already arrived. Very impressive. I think that if I can swing the vacation bid process to convince my teammates at work to let me have the dates (I will let them know we’ll have to be under deposit) this may work. Problem is, I’m the last person to go through the bid process as the newest member of my relatively small team, so I’ll have to get their cooperation for this to work.

But, with luck, we’ll be Maui-bound in February. And as the weather this year has been cool and wet, the local lore seems to forecast a really cold and wet winter.

We went to a really fun event last night at a friend’s home – he and his girlfriend had a luau theme party and it was a great time. This, naturally, motivated me to check availability and get a gut-check; our favorite condo property wasn’t showing any availability for the time we wanted to be there on the first few sites I checked. But then I fell back on HawaiiConnection.com and of course they had the space (they must block space or something, they always have space at a selection of reasonable properties).

And of course, I did the whole thing on the iPhone. This technology still continues to amaze me.