Oh boy! I hardly ever participate in memes, but this one I’ll take a stab at.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s and father’s middle names):
Elizabeth Carver

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Charles Clayton

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Gi-Ginn

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Lavender Lynx

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
Elaine Hoffman

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
The Green Irish Cream

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Gibs

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Starlite Mint Disappearing (um, not really a scary gangsta name)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Riley Dexter

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Beebee Bryan (still a pretty awesome pr0n name, if you ask me, but my sister’s would be Jinxie Candelaria… or whatever the street was in Grand Junction)

Via ***Dave :: Naming Names

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