First off, the folks at Conservapedia seem mighty obsessed with hot! gay! Sex!, which sets up this most excellent quip:
Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
A: Evidently, all of them.
h/t to Â» Conservapedia: Still Obsessed Â» The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century : Joey deVillaâ€™s Personal Blog.