For those of you dreaming of a White Christmas, you could have one every year if the Blue states seceded and joined Canada. In exchange, they get Maui Canada, Disney Canada, and a whole lot more hockey teams.
They’re not sure about the football teams, since there’d be some compromise involved. Click the image for the full story.
Hey, it could work.
UPDATE: The folks over at Salon. com have posted some tips on emigrating, but that seems a bit extreme. At least our Canadian friends (and more than a few Australian ones as well) have been supportive (ooh la la, eh?) in comments on blogs all over Blue Blogistan.
UPDATE to the UPDATE: I’m sorry to say that Adam Felber has conceded. Now I’m getting desperate! What’s next, cancel The Simpsons?? At least there’s plenty of piss and vinegar (a phrase made dear to me by my bloggie pal, Rance)
Fortunately, Mr. Felbers has immediately thrown his hat right back in the ring for ’08 (or as I’ll now call it, Oh Eight).
I believe, do you? Do you? It shall be the worlds’ first entirely fantasy-based presidential campaign. Faith-based is so Oh Four, don’t you think? No, don’t think.
Believe. Felber in Oh Eight.
I intend to stay and fight, but just in case, I did ask Ken if he had any friends looking for mail order brides. I was pretty wowed that the vote in San Fran was over 80% for Kerry. It was down to 60-something percent where Mikeeeeee lives.
It’s always good to have an exit strategery, eh? Maybe I should send Mikeeee some peacemaker gifts – I’ve got an Anybody but Bush button I don’t need anymore. Or maybe banana bread, handmade by married lesbians. 😉