Ah. How good it is to know that in a few short weeks, we start all over again with a brand new season of Wackos Around The World. But for now, here’s Miss Alli’s recap from the best, most nailbitingest finale ever on TAR:

Previously on My Entitlement To Victory Is Broken! This Is Bullshit!: Colin and Christie won practically everything, with the exception of the Mr. and Ms. Congeniality banner. Chip and Kim were “bottom-feeders” who blew the first leg by failing to read the clue. Brandon was all Psycho Jesus Boyfriend Guy, and then he kind of pulled it together and Nicole started to suck, and she didn’t even do funny dances. Linda and Karen screamed a lot. Like, a lot. Scumbag! Bitch! Door-blocker! Taxi-poacher! Jesus-liker! Midget! Hulk! Muppet drummer! Baby! Booby Cooper! Twinkie! She’s not a student! He’s a criminal! I’M PACKIN’ IT! Mine keep having sex! I can’t do the tango with a gentleman! And of course, proving to the world how much you can do. And how annoying you can really be.

Ahhh! 27 pages! And eventually there will be a recap of the party held at Play By Play at Madison Square Garden, where many interesting stories were told and created on the spot.

Such as the fact that Executive Producer Bertram Van Munster’s white Caddy limo ended up in the Trinity River in Dallas while the finish line scenes were being shot. Panic ensued, but no one was hurt (other than the poor Caddy) and the intrepid crew STILL got the shot. Man, I love the crew.

Speaking of which, an editor for the show is graciously answering questions in a thread called “Editing, Schmediting” on TWOP. Interesting details are coming out, but for now it’s a schmoozy funfest as everyone remembers favorite cuts from various episodes.