Padre Mickey’s Dance Party: Padre Mickey invites you to Join Us! JOIN US!!!!

Dear Bishop or Rector,

Are you a Bishop up for presentment by TEC? Are you a Rector accused of some sort of monkey-business with parish funding? Are you a member of a major dissenting organization? Are they oppressing you because of your adherence to the teachings of the orthodox so-called? Are you ready to practice the new Anglican tradition of jumping ship just before charges are presented? Why go to the Southern Cone or Nigeria or even Rwanda, when you and your congregation can join the Real Live Orthodox Episcopal Anglican Protestant Catholic Pentecostal Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian Church of All the Americas and Actually the Entire Globe; Yeah, that’s Right, We Include the Global South, the Global North AND the Global Center, So Where Else Ya Gonna Go? also known as the RLOEAPCPEFCCAAAEGYRWIGSGNAGCSWEYGG or The True, Really, I Mean It, Churchâ„¢?

We are the true Virtual Church of the Twenty-first Century and the latest Province of the Anglican Communion. Let’s face it; the Church of Nigeria, The Southern Cone, Rwanda, East Asia, are going to start making up for lost time and make sure you pay for the sins of your White Ancestors as soon as they’ve kicked TEC out of the Anglican Communion and shackled Rowan Cantaur in caves of methane ice in dungeons deep below Lambeth Palace. But we at The True, Really, I Mean It, Church(RLOEAPCPEFCCAAAEGYRWIGSGNAGCSWEYGG) don’t care what you think as long as you pay our initiation fee (only $500,000.00 U.S. in a certified cheque made out to Christ’s Anglican Safe Haven, or CASH)!

So funny, I kept reading and reading and reading – the Friday blogging of Red Mr Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito
( “Shrieeek!” ) made me laugh so hard I scared the cat. I think Padre Mickey is a regular over at Jake‘s.