That big desk in the Oval Office is just made for a big ol’ dirty game of
cutthroat 2-handed spades… poor POTUS, so worried about everybody else’s sek-shul and po-litical bidness, and he’s still got nobody to play with (Cheney whoooo?? Vice President whaaaaa???). And even if he did, he still doesn’t have all the trump cards stuck to the underside of the desk with a half-chewed wad of Teaberry.

(via the very manly PatriotBoy)
((dang, my family unit is unrecognizable under his amendment, too bad))
(((apron + pearls = Red Blooded American burqa: discuss)))