HOWTO Successfully Counter-Protest NeoNazis (and seriously piss them off)

Damn, I laughed so hard at this, I might need a new chair. Via the ever-excellent Hullabaloo:

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“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

This… THIS is AWXZUM WINx6!!!1! with a side of kittenz! This is how to deal with any type of socio-religio-political bullying: by laughing at them until their heads explode. It’s just like that one episode of Classic Trek, except with even cheezier costumes.

How’s this for tags?

[tags]Star Trek, Clowns, Nazzzis, Funny[/tags]

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