Aw, I thought it would turn out to be a cute li’l car you could drive around real fast and pull capers with. Instead, it’s a search server that companies can use to speed things up for users trying to find stuff on their corporate website, which is packed so full of useless garbage that nobody can find what they want on it.

A steal at only $2,995. Low miles, runs great. 1 year bumper-to-bumper warranty. Drive it home today (wheels sold separately).