OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) – Oklahoma’s attorney general wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, a spokesman for the office said on Thursday

This brings an unpleasant image to mind when thinking of the judicial branch.

The weirdest part: he actually admitted in court (in a murder trial, no less) that he had a penis pump under the bench, but claimed it was a gag gift.

Gag? it’s positively gag-alicious.