BBC NEWS | South Asia | Condoms too big for Indian men

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India. The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre

Naturally, the obligatory "size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it" is highlighted as a pullquote to the side.  Obviously, they're doing something right, as there are currently a lot of Indians.

I hope this news item isn't going to set off an international competition or anything.