Weekly Tweets 2011-06-12

  • Listening to Whad'ya Know? on WCPT, happy to discover Michael Perry and http://sneezingcow.com/ #
  • Listening to Mark Marron on WCPT. Is this one of his first shows? Cool. #
  • Correction: heard Mark Maron's first show on @WBEZ and… enjoyed it quite a lot! #
  • D'oh. Spelling FAIL. Sorry, @marcmaron #
  • Santorum running, whips GOP base into frothy mix of pleasurable anticipation. http://is.gd/ohUCmI #
  • RT @NewsHour "Would you vote for former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum for president? http://ow.ly/5b01D" #
  • Surely "frothy mix" is trending. Let's see if we can get #Santorumnewsleak trending too. #
  • A news leak from Rick Santorum must be carefully handled. #Santorumnewsleak #
  • Any reliable source of Rick Santorum news must get to the bottom of the story. #Santorumnewsleak #
  • It may be necessary to lubricate your Rick Santorum source a bit just to get the juices flowing. #Santorumnewsleak #
  • RT @Shoq "BREAKING: Spectator faints at Santorum rally. (Bet she Googled "Santorum" from her smart phone.) #p2 quot; #Santorumnewsleak #
  • Rick Santorum is against BANAL sex. He regrets the error, as you were. #Santorumnewsleak #
  • RT @SLAngCath "Services and Activities for the 6th to the 12th of June 2011 #SecondLife #Episcopal #Anglican http://fb.me/wJ9fVzrf" #
  • RT @pourmecoffee "Many historians agree Admiral Ackbar warned Empire trap would fail." #
  • Note: I dont book anyone on Screaming Baby Airlines. http://www.stephaniemiller.com/L #
  • The @SarahPalinUSA Revere audio proves she's incapable of coherent speech on her own. Thus all unscripted questions are "gotchas." #
  • RT @ArchEurope "Autism May Have Had Advantages in Humans' Hunter-Gatherer Past, Researcher Believes http://bit.ly/iNhe8O" #
  • Santorum's press conference puts frothy mixture of his religious-political views on everyone's lips. #Santorumnewsleak #
  • Santorum news leakage today regarding Presidential runs: hot to trot for the White House. #Santorumnewsleak #
  • Wow. My 5th grade teacher passed away recently. I remember him wearing a Nehru jacket. http://is.gd/Ajft4a #
  • Weinergate: So irritated. What a dumbass. #
  • Clarence Thomas: Health care decisions can't be the only conflicts of interest. #
  • Let @RepWeiner be the example of what NOT to tweet if you're an elected official of any party. #
  • In the end, a dick is just a dick. But a lying sonofabitch who lied us unto war and torture is out for dinner with Laura. #
  • A little perspective: today @RepWeiner made the @BBC newslady say "underpants." Bush made Colin Powell tell the UN an unwitting lie. #
  • Should every decision Clarence Thomas ever made as a Supreme be questioned? Yes. #
  • Clarence Thomas should resign over this lobby-money scandal, but won't happen because he'd have to SAY something. #
  • A new Alaskan comedy goldrush: Sarah Palin emails to be released into the wild Intertubes. http://is.gd/VKIKlq #
  • Unbelievably cheap in so many ways: @SpiritAirlines Weiner Sale "fares too hard to resist." Cutoff date June 10 😉 http://is.gd/WQaThW #
  • Sad that Colin Powell was duped into passing along Bushco's lies about WMD. He's doing some motivational conference in Seattle. #
  • Why is a turgid Weiner more newsworthy than a possibly-corrupt Supreme Court justice? Is Dem sex sexier than Repub graft? #ClarenceThomas #
  • Someone put popsicles aside in the break room fridge, marked them "MINE." #2problems http://moby.to/6agp9r #
  • And then there was Weinerdoggate to make it all better! #
  • Yeah, Spirit Airlines is having a Weiner Sale. http://moby.to/075gn4 #
  • RT @episcopalcafe "San Joaquin authorizes blessing of sacred unions" http://bit.ly/iSUyx6 #ecafe quot; #
  • RT @cdashiell ""But what meaning would my life have without someone to hate and look down upon?" — every Republican" #
  • RT @Adenovir "Those who forget the past are doomed to vote Republican. @KowboyKush" #
  • The Triumph of Tina Fey is Now Complete #FTW #p2 #tcot http://www.joeydevilla.com/201…..-complete/ #
  • RT @dvnix "RT @MichaelShatz: Today is "Call Clarence Thomas Day" 202-479-3000 #p2 http://j.mp/mFlSig" #
  • At least @RepWeiner tweeted a more impressive package than the GOP ever will #JOBSJOBSJOBS #
  • Who is more ethical, @RepWeiner or Sen. David Vitter? Since Spanky didn't resign over Diapergate, Weiner should stand firm. #
  • RT @dvnix "Petition @HarryReid for a congressional hearing on #ClarenceThomas #039; conflict of interest: http://act.ly/3ry RT to sign #p2 quot; #
  • As an old-time Highlander fan (see avatar) I'm wondering why #Highlander is trending. Oh. Googleview. #
  • .@RepWeiner should NOT resign. However, #ClarenceThomas should. And Vitter. #
  • TMI: just now I took a cell call while "on break." Thank GOD the auto-flush didn't go off, it was my church choirmistress!! #awkward #
  • RT @cdashiell "If a politician can kill hundreds of thousands in Iraq based on a lie, surely we can forgive lying about sexting. What? No?" #
  • Dear @SteveMartinToGo – if I can tweet my cat's prescription notification, you can tweet your ankle X-ray. http://moby.to/5vvxpc #
  • Why doesn't @SarahPalinUSA 'fess up already and call it the FundamentalIST Restoration tour? It's what she secretly wants… #
  • Watching Through the Wormhole rerun. There is a typo in the display for Fermilab's Tevatron. #ISlayTypos http://moby.to/aifp5p #
  • Fermilab hosts concers and cultural events, VERY cool venue. http://www.fnal.gov/culture/Ne…..ries.shtml #
  • I used to love a rainy night, until Eddie Rabbit ruined it for me. #earworm #
  • Unbelievable: "Rod Blagojevich: does it innocently" pistachio ad, and he's still ON TRIAL. #p2 http://is.gd/wULyyj #
  • Uh, it's pitch black outside, nasty storm. #
  • ORD disappeared behind grey curtain of rain, mist. Wish I hadn't left flashlight at home, power outage likely. #
  • Another WTF "Lookitme! Lookitme! Hey Lamestream Media! LookitMEEE" policy statement from Bible Spice, the non-candidate. #
  • RT @JoanR1425 "@SarahPalinUSA You're WTF'ing someone (anyone) else? Hysterical. #mediawhore #narcissist #paulrevere #palin" #
  • ARREST in politician sex scandal!!! Oh wait, British Conservatives are like Republicans, so #nevermind #p2 http://is.gd/x0DR7V #
  • Exit, Stage Right RT @Wonkette "Newt Gingrich's Campaign Staff All Quitting, For Obvious Reasons http://bit.ly/iPj0wq" #p2 #
  • RT @cdashiell "Of course Santorum says an abortion to save the life of a mother is a "phony issue." Who cares about the life of a mother?" #
  • RT @dvnix "Theeeeeeeey didn't want to work – they just wanted to bang on their drums all day. #Reasontheyquit #Gingrich" #
  • HOVERBIKE prototype attention @donttrythis @grantimahara http://m.gizmodo.com/5810422/t…..l/gallery/ #
  • RT @adamfelber "Hey, I just landed the job of managing Newt Gingrich's campaign!" #
  • RT @HawaiiDiscount "United Airlines launching Hilo routes to L.A., San Francisco http://is.gd/1dNOQg via @bizjournals" #
  • I like everybody, except mean people. They suck. #fb #
  • What are you doing this weekend? #fb #
  • Blagojevich jury gets case, instructions, evidence. Hope to God they didn't get pistachios. #
  • John Kass calls #Blagojevich "Gov. Dead Meat," dunno why. http://is.gd/0q2wcE #
  • Why did #Blagojevich do the pistachio ad? Because everyone likes little nuts. #
  • The Internets are vewwy, vewwy quiet. They're hunting Bumpitts. #
  • If you're a politician with a sordid past, today's the perfect day for a Friday Night News Dump. #
  • Hey! Today's my 15 year anniversary with my company! #fb #
  • Dang, that #showmeanotheremail button is a crap shoot. Next one was a fan mail from some old coot in MA saying GOD BLESS. #palinemails #
  • . @gdnpalin Palin speechwriter/word salad sous chef: "To tighten, we had to edit your words." #palinemails #p2 http://j.mp/mh75ga #
  • Ha! Image is everything: "Need to change term from "big oil" to something more tempered." @gdnpalin #palinemails http://j.mp/iEHQNj #
  • Another email from Palin speechwriter/word salad tosser on State of the State 2008. More stress on reducing length. #palinemails #

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