One Utah » Blog Archive » Bush League War Drums Beating Louder on Iran

In short, it seems possible that Rove, who is no one’s dummy and would not want to be required to “spin” an unnecessary war on Iran, may have lost the battle with Cheney over the merits of a military strike on Iran, and only then decided – or was urged – to spend more time with his family. As for administration spokesperson Tony Snow, it seems equally possible that, before deciding he had to leave the White House to make more money, he concluded that his stomach could not withstand the challenge of conjuring up yet another Snow job to explain why Bush/Cheney needed to attack Iran. There is recent precedent for this kind of thing.

Well, yes, that’s one likelihood – we’re going to Iran next unless we can run the shot clock down and get the assclowns out of the White House and get some new ones more to our liking installed.

I wonder what the invasion route will be? Unluckily, Google Maps is nearly completely blank in the Middle East, and I had to go to Encarta to verify the name of the major waterway that serves as part of the border between Iraq and Iran.

Regarding Karl Rove’s plans, I think it’s entirely likely we’ll see him again if Brother Jeb makes a run in 2012 – remember, Teh Evul One owns property in Florida. Or, Gawdelpus, Brother Mitt decides to take Brother Jeb to the dance.

In politics, electing someone from the same family twice is a coincidence, but three times is a dynasty. And if Jenna Bush decides to keep her middle name after she marries, Grandpa Karl may still be around to give her some tips.