Norman Lovett – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This "obit" from the Wikipedia section dealing with the long-running British sci-fi sitcom "Red Dwarf" deserves to be left "up," in spite of one or two minor factual errors. Also, it's triffic. I hope no pretentious accuracy-obsessed smeghead volunteer editors mess with it: 

Sadly, Norman was killed during the 2006 Dimension Jump. During a question and answer session, he had spent three hours giving reasons why having three more lines in 'Back in the Red' would have made the entire season better. Enraged at how bitter and annoying he was, the audience stormed the stage and smashed his head in with a replica starbug model. Traumatised fans responded with 'He deserved it', 'that was an exciting end to a boring presentation' and 'that model was in mint condition!!' Lovett was unavailable for comment, as nobody wrote a hologram personality for him before his death.

Norman Lovett was the original "Holly the shipboard computer" in the first couple of series. Most memorable line: "Everybody's dead, Dave."

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