Humorist and damn-fine blogger Adam Felber comments on the (mostly harmless) “War on Christmas” and wishes his readers the politically corrected holiday wishes:

Fanatical Apathy – Merry Christmas, Mr. O’Reilly…

But what I really wanted to do this holiday season was to wish all of you, the readers of Fanatical Apathy, the merriest and happiest of holidays. I hope you get all the gifts you want and give away more than you can afford. I wish you all the best. May your cups runneth over, and may your designated drivers help you clean up afterwards.

Remember late tonight, when you’re tucked into bed and are pretty sure that you can hear the sleigh-plane of Secula Clause and his eight Evolutionarily Unlikely But Free Range And Well-Treated Reindeer-Americans off in the distance, remember what this season is really all about: Loving each other (as long as you’re of the same gender), and hating America.

Merry Christmas!

Remember late tonight, when you’re tucked into bed and are pretty sure that you can hear the sleigh-plane of Secula Clause and his eight Evolutionarily Unlikely But Free Range And Well-Treated Reindeer-Americans off in the distance, remember what this season is really all about: Loving each other (as long as you’re of the same gender), and hating America.

Merry Christmas!