Terrocracies and Commocracies and Clownocracies, Oh My!

Comedian and crackerjack political commentator Adam Felber sets the record straight:

Fanatical Apathy – Corrections

Dictatorships shelter terrorists, and feed resentment and radicalism, and seek weapons of mass destruction. Democracies replace resentment with hope, respect the rights of their citizens and their neighbors, and join the fight against terror.

The President meant that democracies that do not elect terrorists will join the fight against terror. Those other nations are actually “terrocracies,” and shouldn’t be confused with actual “democracies.” This is also true of so-called democracies who elect dictators, which are actually “dictocracies,” or so-called democracies who elect communists (”commocracies”), anti-American governments (”asshocracies”) and circus clowns (”clownocracies”).
What the President really meant here was to point out that the Dow is approaching 11,000 and that the new season of “American Idol” looks to be the best yet.

Okay, this actually makes sense. Good thing I’ve still got some political beers in the fridge.

I’d actually be okay if we were living in a clownocracy.