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The TAR8 episode we’ll never get to see, courtesy of Reality Blurred, with awesome sock puppetry and cameos by previously eliminated, but much nicer contestants:

When the last team arrived, Phil said, “Weaver family, my pants are probably too tight for your tight-assness, and for anyone who values their eyesight. However, you are the last team to arrive. I’m sorry to tell you God has forsaken you and you have been eliminated from the race. You must now atone for your sins and apologize to everyone you have spoken nastily about, or else we’ll make you go home in the back of a garbage truck.”