Couch Baron and I agree to go to the party together, and about thirty seconds after he picks me up, I say this to him: “When it is 1:00 in the morning and I am cursing myself for wearing these shoes, you should feel free to remind me of this moment, which was my opportunity to go back to the hotel room and put on the perfectly sensible pair of black pumps that are under the edge of the bed right now.”

“Got it,” he says.

It’s been a while since I checked, but Miss Alli posted a recap of TARcon, the TAR finale party in New York, at TWOP.