The glamourous life of Hollywood n-Listers beckoned Andy Dick, and now he’s got a brand new look, and maybe dropped a few spots in the celebrity alphabet:

Classic, eh? Guess he’d better get in touch with Dr. Drew soon. And then there’s another thing…

Comedian Andy Dick arrested on drug, sexual battery charges in Murrieta – Los Angeles Times
Police arrived at Buffalo Wild Wings after receiving calls from a witness about the incident as well as complaints about a man urinating in the bushes. Dick and his entourage got into a Honda pick-up truck and started to leave but were stopped by police.

How do you fit an entourage into a Honda pickup truck? More than two guys, and the remorae are riding cargo class in lawn chairs.

Sad. Andy Dick isn’t my favorite funnyman, but he needs some help (and a new entourage).