- Headed to dinner with friends. Running late because I should have left previous thing earlier. #
- I refuse to be interested in a vegetable-decorating contest. #
- Was in a meeting recently where I was asked "How do *you* motivate people"? #blinkblinkheadlights #
- Naps have a high priority on weekends; the idea of *me* motivating somebody is like putting a cat in charge of cheerleaders. #
- Hmm, awesome redditor comments: "Terra Nova has a $20 million budget & uses Nerf guns as props." http://t.co/dbmu0Ffr #
- RT @DavidCornDC "First question to Herman Cain tonight: "What happens if the alligators touch the electric fence?" #GOPGoesVegas quot; #
- The 10 weirdest hotel deals: how about a tattoo and a bottle of tequila? http://t.co/IUnwwSkp #
- MT @cluttercleaner "Attn @mikeroweworks, @MikeRoweFans, help plz. (Matt Paxton of #hoarders invites #dirtyjobs on his podcast) #
- Just got my calendar reminder from the Friendly Atheist blog, "End of the World, 2pm 21OCT." It conflicts with work!!! #
- Meanwhile for MovieNight tomorrow at @StNickEpiscopal we're seeing "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" at 7pm. #eotwscheduleconflicts #
- RT @OfficialMauiJim "Lots of photos of Gene Simmons living life in his Banyans." Definitely not dead Gaddafi! http://t.co/UUTmlDK7 #
- Watching Conan; TiVo has "actress Jesse Tyler Ferguson" listed as a guest. Conspiracy, @TeamCoCo? http://t.co/NrohOI5p #
- What the hell was Steve Harvey talking about, women sitting on a gold mine?? It pisses me off, but I'd still rather be smart than sexy. #
- Also, @amyschumer was way funnier (and braver) #conan #
- . @Liturgy As it happens we scheduled Not Very Scary Movie Night at @StNickEpiscopal tonight. The apopcornalypse is coming! #
- PS that "teen mom… or in Alabama, 'Mom' " bit killed on Conan last night. Sad, but true. #amyschumer #
- RT @voicework "RT @oetsie: ☑ Saddam Hussein
☑ Osama Bin Laden
☑ Khaddafi
☠Internet Explorer" #
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