This is too funny, and too true. I can't say I've evangelized with the evangelicals, but all three of the other things happens every Sunday, if I go to both services at St Nicholas with the Holy Innocents.  Which I've been doing lately, mostly because as a choir member I enjoy singing both services, as the music is slightly different for each. 

Today was especially nice as a young woman with a gorgeous, trained voice sang "Domine Deus," by Antonio Vivaldi. Also, in both services we've been singing a really pretty modern "Kyrie," by Marty Haugen, that has a soft choral ostinato sung under a lead melody that really gets you in your heart, with lyrics to match. It's actually from a contemporary Catholic hymnal called "GATHER" that the more charismatic souls at St Nick's had chosen a few years ago for their worship music.  

That said, I had to laugh when I ran across this link just now when looking for something to cite: The Society for a Moratorium on the Music of Marty Haugen and David Haas (SMMMHDH). 

Later today, I'll be pointing the old "Holy Innocents blog" to its new home as a sub-domain of the main St Nick's website. Whee! 

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