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“Wanna Get Lei’d” Jokes Inevitable

July 23rd, 2004 · Comments Off · Hot Off The Presses

MEDFORD, Ore. - A nylon necklace strung with condoms has sparked outrage at the county fair.
Strangely enough, the necklace kits were very, very popular with older teens, the target group for a Planned Parenthood promotion aimed at making contraceptive use normal and less embarassing.
However, due to the obligatory “numerous complaints” from parents whose [...]

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Oh Ho Ho: Timing Is Everything

July 23rd, 2004 · Comments Off · Hot Off The Presses

Just in time to make the major news organizations “hot” sheets for tomorow… the weekend before the DNC takes over Boston.
Timing is everything, and both sides play the game.
The Pentagon had said that the payroll records for that time period had been inadvertently destroyed.
“Previous attempts to locate the missing records at the Federal Records [...]

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The Musical(?) Stylings Shatner And Jackson

July 23rd, 2004 · 2 Comments · Clan: McTiVo

Joey reports via a friend’s blog that William Shatner will commit albumery again, this time with actual musicians of note Ben Folds and Joe Jackson, on a project titled (wait for it)… Has Been. I hope this is true, I would totally shell out for it.
Joey concludes with a quote that ought to have been [...]

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Serenity Has Been Slashdotted

July 23rd, 2004 · Comments Off · Clan: McTiVo

Although the movie isn’t due to open until April 22nd next year, Whedon is ready to show the first clip from from Serenity, the motion picture based on the Firefly series. He’ll do it this weekend at Comic-Con, also present will be the cast from the series/movie (all 9 actors), editor Lisa Lassek, special effects [...]

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