Neil Gaiman quotes from a reader’s email in his mailbag:
Sorry about your having to clean up after the cat. We have a cat here who doesn’t understand that having all four paws in the litter box is not sufficient, and so we often end up with urine under the litter box rather than in it. [...]
For Cat Lovers Only
May 28th, 2004 · Comments Off · Uncategorical Weirdness
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I feel old
May 28th, 2004 · Comments Off · Only in Utah...
Osmond said he stopped and asked, “Why are you screaming?”
One 16-year-old answered, “Because our moms told us to.”
I went to school with a girl who claimed to be related to the Osmonds (these things are highly possible in Utah).
She was quite a strange person. I wonder what happened to her.
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Comedy Gold
May 28th, 2004 · Comments Off · SABRE2th Tigress: Book 'em, Dano.
Two of our travelers had a bad experience last night just as they were about to check in to a hotel - it was in Melrose Park, a suburb of Chicago. They complained to our overnight service desk, and as one of the many hats I wear is following up on the service calls in [...]
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