From Accordion Guy: a list of things we wish we knew how to say in Aramaic while watching “The Passion of the Christ.”
Notably missing are translations for:
Everybody, sit on this side of the table, or you won’t be in the painting.
“Always look on the bright side of life…”
Crucfixion? No, I’m here for freedom.
(On the cross): [...]
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How To Survive An Attack By a Polar Bear With An Ice Pick And A Can Of Peas:
If attacked by a polar bear, run away while simultaneously hacking open the can of peas with the ice pick. Then use the pick to chop a hole in the ice, and quickly arrange the peas in [...]
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When I was a kid, my dad used to take me to the airport to watch the planes land and take off. We’d drive out to the old Albuquerque airport and park somewhere along the access road near the end of the runway, and we’d sit on the hood of our green station wagon [...]
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***Dave
reports exciting Farscape news, in addition to previous exciting Firefly news and B5 news (a friend has the Variety article on the Firefly news here.
But is this a real “bricks and mortar” production, or an online production? It looks like a project put together by former makeup/character production crew members… need to [...]
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